A Winning Formula for aspiring female HMs
 

1. Have massive fake boobs and dress like a hooker
2. Aspire to be a glamour model as it requires no brains
3. Enjoy getting falling down drunk on a night out
4. shag a guy you barely know on national tv
5. steal other people's property and blame the victim
6 . Be a sheep who bullies others to be part of a gang
7. After a minimum of 11 years in the education system be as
thick as ****, and revel in your own stupidity
8. Break BB rules and refuse to nominate, and steal but
be excused because you're a "fit" bimbo
9. Fart and burp with no decorum at all
10.Eat like a pig (eating not only YOUR own food but
other people's you've taken without permission)
11.Say and do nothing entertaining or interesting for 14
weeks to fly under the radar
12. At all times ally yourself to those perceived as the "in
crowd" so you can be "interesting by association"



Follow this template and the GBP will vote YOU their winner next year.:thumbs:


(BB Viewers look forward to seeing more of the same next year:bored::bored::sleep::sleep::sleep:)

[rquote=2543725&tid=146690&author=angus58]1. Have massive fake boobs and dress like a hooker
2. Aspire to be a glamour model as it requires no brains
3. Enjoy getting falling down drunk on a night out
4. s**g a guy you barely know on national tv
5. steal other people's property and blame the victim
6 . Be a sheep who bullies others to be part of a gang
7. After a minimum of 11 years in the education system be as
thick as ****, and revel in your own stupidity
8. Break BB rules and refuse to nominate, and steal but
be excused because you're a "fit" bimbo
9. Fart and burp with no decorum at all
10.Eat like a pig (eating not only YOUR own food but
other people's you've taken without permission)
11.Say and do nothing entertaining or interesting for 14
weeks to fly under the radar
12. At all times ally yourself to those perceived as the "in
crowd" so you can be "interesting by association"



Follow this template and the GBP will vote YOU their winner next year.:thumbs:


(BB Viewers look forward to seeing more of the same next year:bored::bored::sleep::sleep::sleep:)[/rquote]

You kind of overdid it, points 1 to 4 are more than enough..

Kate Lawler and Rachel Rice blow your theory wide apart!!!!!

[rquote=2543734&tid=146690&author=Baggymad]Kate Lawler and Rachel Rice blow your theory wide apart!!!!![/rquote]


Aah, but that was then..The BB we watched this year has surpassed itself with its blatant championing of the very worst elements in society. Probably the biggest part of the template is to be as dull as possible so you are not perceived as a threat by other HMs and thereby avoid nomination, and to make sure you ally yourself to the incrowd. It worked a treat for fag ash lil, who couldn't quite
carry it off (despite massive bias from BB) because she is not
commercially packageable. Add a few other ingredients from the list and you will have it in the bag.

Angus 58, am I you but don't know it?
You said everything I been thinking for the last few weeks
You might want to add, redefine the word shallow, "I call it Araq"!
And teachers think they deserve more money:conf:

Disagree. My two fav BB housemates are Rachel and Sophie-- so glad they both won, lovely girls :)

You forgot to get an agent. :thumbs:

[rquote=2543749&tid=146690&author=HELLIWONTGO]Angus 58, am I you but don't know it?
You said everything I been thinking for the last few weeks
You might want to add, redefine the word shallow, "I call it Araq"!
And teachers think they deserve more money:conf:[/rquote]


Maybe we were separated at birth?:cat::blush:
I don't think we can put all the blame on teachers (though they bear the brunt of it).I cannot understand parents who do not seem to care that their children are uneducated, ill mannered, self-centred shallow morons, so long as they can earn as much money doing the least amount of work.
Sadly the mantra "something for nothing" is embraced by the young, and they feel a sense of entitlement and"rights" with no corresponding responsibilities. If parents don't teach their kids morals and social responsibility teachers are up against a brick wall.

Seems one of the drawbacks of growing old is to be labelled "an old fart" for believing society would be better if we treated each other as we would wish to be treated. I'm appalled that girls like Sophie are admired and looked up to for all the wrong reasons, and I also feel sorry for her because she has been brought up to believe her true worth lies solely in how she looks, so that she neglects to develop her own character, personality, or other intrinsinc talents she may have.

Agree, yet again , with all you say, many people will admire her as she will undoubtably make money, she isn't the worst or nastiest h/mate but it shows just how far the prog has sunk for her to last more than 4 weeks
She has never entertained me once her singing was not funny and when she was drunk , well words fail me:shocked:

By the way people, Bruce lee, Jimi hendrix, Stephen Hawking, these are legends , they contribute something and make many peoples lives better, Marcus was a neanderthal that swore a lot, not a legend!