So Kris's manhood is miniscule?
 

How does Sophie know unless she was, ahem, handling it?:hugesmile::hugesmile: And for someone who professes only to have had sex with two men, what is she comparing it to?:shocked: Just wondering:whistle:

her dildo collection

[rquote=2552870&tid=147117&author=Tom]her dildo collection

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Of course, silly me:hugesmile: Or perhaps Lisa showed her her 12" strap on:shocked:

It's all a matter of perspective lads. I mean when you're looking down with those two mountains of flesh and silicone in the foreground, anything will look bloody small.

[rquote=2552866&tid=147117&author=angus58]How does Sophie know unless she was, ahem, handling it?:hugesmile::hugesmile: And for someone who professes only to have had sex with two men, what is she comparing it to?:shocked: Just wondering:whistle:[/rquote]

Newsflash - it is possible for women to have seen men's bits - without actually having had sex with them you know! Grow up!

i dont believe a word sophie says

Methinks one sure way of getting rid of him and ensuring he fades into the dim and distant past.



He looks a right shifty sleeze bag

He wore the tightest jeans. Not once did I see a bulge.

Lol it was funny on the reunion show. Sophie just dismissing Kris. They have no future together and I think Kris should just dissapear lol

[rquote=2553018&tid=147117&author=Enid]He wore the tightest jeans. Not once did I see a bulge.[/rquote]

Ah...but were you looking for one?! :wink:

[rquote=2553021&tid=147117&author=thebeast]Lol it was funny on the reunion show. Sophie just dismissing Kris. They have no future together and I think Kris should just dissapear lol[/rquote]
Glad to know she is sticking to her guns.

[rquote=2553039&tid=147117&author=VickyJ][rquote=2553018&tid=147117&author=Enid]He wore the tightest jeans. Not once did I see a bulge.[/rquote]

Ah...but were you looking for one?! :wink:[/rquote]
Always! Habit. :bigsmile:

[rquote=2553042&tid=147117&author=Enid][rquote=2553039&tid=147117&author=VickyJ][rquote=2553018&tid=147117&author=Enid]He wore the tightest jeans. Not once did I see a bulge.[/rquote]

Ah...but were you looking for one?! :wink:[/rquote]
Always! Habit. :bigsmile:[/rquote]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I get like that sometimes...

[rquote=2552905&tid=147117&author=setanta]It's all a matter of perspective lads. I mean when you're looking down with those two mountains of flesh and silicone in the foreground, anything will look bloody small.[/rquote]

Funny comment :laugh:

[rquote=2552959&tid=147117&author=meecha][rquote=2552866&tid=147117&author=angus58]How does Sophie know unless she was, ahem, handling it?:hugesmile::hugesmile: And for someone who professes only to have had sex with two men, what is she comparing it to?:shocked: Just wondering:whistle:[/rquote]

Newsflash - it is possible for women to have seen men's bits - without actually having had sex with them you know! Grow up!

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Oh FFS lighten up - it's just a bit of fun:hugesmile: Besides it was"sweet, innocent and naive"(:rolleyes:) Sophie that, ahem, raised the issue in the first place.

Yeah, thing is she reckoned he was small, but she did say in her post eviction press conference that she was thinking of spending some of her winnings on a designer vagina, is that because it was like throwing a sausage up the M1, or slinging a kit bag into the albert hall? Does it mean she sees a future with kris and just wanted to be able to feel something?

I don't know why women skit us men for having small briefcases.

They needn't talk. Have you seen the size of their *l***?

what a crude convesation we are having here

[rquote=2553191&tid=147117&author=thebeast]what a crude convesation we are having here [/rquote]

Yes, I do seem to have lowered the tone of the forum somewhat:tongue:

she was hurt by him, its funny how she was not saying that when she was in love with him! she was acting like a love struck teenager for weeks after he left. Im sure kris could have said somthing just as nast back, i could think of a few things.

'It' matched his brain in size I imagine!:hugesmile:

Thin is in.

When her "kind and generous" ideal man was playing the nasty bitch to Freddy, she saw no reason to question his ethics, in fact she eagerly goaded him to do more. Now after her skankish "confession" to "No Irene", she has the gall to acuse him of being ungentlemanly.

She is a nobody, with loose morals and even looser tongue. Nothing she says or does has any meaningful consequence.

If you are making out with a guy and he gets excited, you can feel it against you, Sonny Jim! No need to have sex or even see him naked to know sometimes. And I could tell he was "lacking" not "packing" just by looking at him. :hugesmile:

And leave Sophie alone about that designer vagina thing... she was joking!

[rquote=2554680&tid=147117&author=Cybele]If you are making out with a guy and he gets excited, you can feel it against you, Sonny Jim! No need to have sex or even see him naked to know sometimes. And I could tell he was "lacking" not "packing" just by looking at him. :hugesmile:

And leave Sophie alone about that designer vagina thing... she was joking! [/rquote]

Was she also joking about her lack of knowledge about geography, getting larger breast implants, having her ears pinned back and adopting a child?

Incidentally about the designer vagina thing, I have heard it said it was like throwing a pencil up a close, relax I was joking!:wink: