Press Release - Kris and Sophie
 

Insiders at the hit Channel 4 show Big Brother today revealed they had absolutely no knowledge of any news regarding legendary lothario Kris and page 3 beauty Sophie.

Members of the press were incredulous at the lack of news but decided not to make anything up about the lucky hairy twosome. However, in true press style I can reveal that there is absolutely no news regarding Kris and Sophie.

A Channel 4 spokesman added, "I don't think there is any news regarding that couple".

None of the assembled press at Channel 4 had anything else to do.

Eamonn Holmes is 27.

[rquote=2596500&tid=147964&author=Luanda]Insiders at the hit Channel 4 show Big Brother today revealed they had absolutely no knowledge of any news regarding legendary lothario Kris and page 3 beauty Sophie.

Members of the press were incredulous at the lack of news but decided not to make anything up about the lucky hairy twosome. However, in true press style I can reveal that there is absolutely no news regarding Kris and Sophie.

A Channel 4 spokesman added, "I don't think there is any news regarding that couple". :cheer2:

None of the assembled press at Channel 4 had anything else to do.

Eamonn Holmes is 27. [/rquote]
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Eamonn Holmes...

27 stones FAT more like!!:joker::joker: