Kris has penis enlargement.
 

The Mirror has reported that former Big Brother contestant Kris Donnely, 27 who recently got enganged with Big Brother winner and stunner Sophie Reade has had a penis enlargement at a private hospital.

Sophie, a page 3 model recently told Kris that she wouldn't have sex with him unless he got a penis enlargement so there children would either have large breasts or a large penis. Details have emerged that the operation went wrong and that his penis has been replaced with a 40 year old brain dead man. Kris has confirmed he will be taking the surgeon to court.

Sophie and Kris are due to wed at Christmas.

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Kris is the biggest prick I have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thumbs:

Boring and unfunny

ROFLLMAOPMSLOMFG.

You lot are so dry :sad:

Rice square :lovedup:

Ahaha. What a dickhead.

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Who cares! roll on bb11!

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hmmm yeah lameo :P

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sorry if you all find this disrespectful,
but smokey why are you so full of **** !

That's as funny as those Compare the Market adverts. You should remake a Jerry Lewis movie.