What was the wierdest break up excuse given to you by a ex?
 

I just wanted to know if you ever had a ex break up with you and what was the wierdest break up excuse they given you

What was the wierdest break up excuse given to you by a ex?
 

I just wanted to know if you ever had a ex break up with you and what was the wierdest break up excuse they given you

"I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator."


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"I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator."


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[rquote=2617148&tid=148358&author=karezza]"I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator."


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:joker: thats cruel that

[rquote=2617148&tid=148358&author=karezza]"I'm sorry, but there just isn't room in my life right now for both you and my vibrator."


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:joker: thats cruel that

"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:

"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:

[rquote=2617165&tid=148358&author=Zee]"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:[/rquote]

Zee i feel that cause that happened to me too

[rquote=2617165&tid=148358&author=Zee]"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:[/rquote]

Zee i feel that cause that happened to me too

It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?

It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?

[rquote=2617165&tid=148358&author=Zee]"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:[/rquote]

Rofl I've done that to somebody else, lasted around the same ammount of time. Only difference was that I hate dumping people so I just played the useless boyfriend routine. :laugh:

It was awkward for a while but she's a good friend of mine now. I can't really think of any weird break ups I've had. They've all been pretty much by the numbers.

[rquote=2617165&tid=148358&author=Zee]"I didn't really want a relationship, I just said yes because I felt awkward saying no."

Lasted one whole week. Awkward indeed. :hugesmile:[/rquote]

Rofl I've done that to somebody else, lasted around the same ammount of time. Only difference was that I hate dumping people so I just played the useless boyfriend routine. :laugh:

It was awkward for a while but she's a good friend of mine now. I can't really think of any weird break ups I've had. They've all been pretty much by the numbers.

[rquote=2617176&tid=148358&author=Zee]It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?[/rquote]

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's

[rquote=2617176&tid=148358&author=Zee]It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?[/rquote]

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's

[rquote=2617187&tid=148358&author=arsenalforever][rquote=2617176&tid=148358&author=Zee]It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?[/rquote]

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's[/rquote]

I was 16 when that happened to me too; I think it's the hormones... haha.

[rquote=2617187&tid=148358&author=arsenalforever][rquote=2617176&tid=148358&author=Zee]It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?[/rquote]

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's[/rquote]

I was 16 when that happened to me too; I think it's the hormones... haha.

[rquote=2617194&tid=148358&author=Zee][rquote=2617187&tid=148358&author=arsenalforever][rquote=2617176&tid=148358&author=Zee]It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?[/rquote]

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's[/rquote]

I was 16 when that happened to me too; I think it's the hormones... haha.[/rquote]

yep its okay back then but once you get older hearing those things are very stupid:joker:

[rquote=2617194&tid=148358&author=Zee][rquote=2617187&tid=148358&author=arsenalforever][rquote=2617176&tid=148358&author=Zee]It made me feel stupid; which it shouldn't, but it did, so goodness knows how she felt haha. It's gutting! Did it happen to you recently?[/rquote]

no mate probably when i was 16 but they get worse once you get into your 20's[/rquote]

I was 16 when that happened to me too; I think it's the hormones... haha.[/rquote]

yep its okay back then but once you get older hearing those things are very stupid:joker:

I've only ever been dumped once and thats because I chose to go out with my mates on valentines night rather than do something with her :joker:

I've only ever been dumped once and thats because I chose to go out with my mates on valentines night rather than do something with her :joker:

My cock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''

My cock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''

[rquote=2617333&tid=148358&author=kerplunk124]Mycock was too big for her
ahno


Her : ''Its not you its me''
Me : ''Im just gonna stop you right there..****''[/rquote]

LOL, hate that phrase. Next time say "Its not me, its you.... your pissing me off!"