InOne |
14-10-2009 11:15 PM |
Uh oh, just read a review on IMDB lol
This stinking cesspool of a movie should never have been released. From the first frame to the last, it was like watching the contents of a stopped up toilet. All the rooms and backdrops were dark and sleazy looking. All the characters looked like they needed a good bath. The women looked hideous, with mangy hair and dirty punk outfits. What made the John Carpenter original so great was that you had a warm, sweet, feisty young heroine in the form of Jaime Lee Curtis. In this one, you've got a whiny, shrieking, babbling Scout Taylor-Compton, probably the most uncharismatic horror heroine in horror movies. When she's not screaming non-stop, she sobs and goes into convulsions. The Michael Myers monster is like a cartoon. When he kills somebody, he stab and stabs away. As for the dialog, nearly every word is F____. When one of the ******* is chopped up, he blubbers for about five minutes, "F__, F___, F___" John Carpenter is probably comatose today over what's been done to his original masterpiece. Like hack director, Michael Bay, Rob Zombie doesn't make original movies anymore. He just trolls through the titles of beloved horror classics and proceeds to destroy them. His next project is yet another horror remake--this time around, "The Blob." Wouldn't it be a miracle if he actually invested the money for "The Blob" into a brand new horror thriller? I am so heartily sick of of this endless parade of remake abominations--especially the travesty of the Keanu Reaves "Day the Earth STood Still" and now this horrific mess called "H2"!
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