The Joke thread!
 

The Joke thread!

If you have a funny joke then post in here please :D

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What have Titanic And The Sixth Sense got in common?





























Icy Dead People!

lol!

What do you call a bird that was killed by a combine harvester????

SHREDDED TWEET!

Aha ha ha ha

do you want to hear a sick joke about jade goody??

Most of my jokes are sick/offensive jokes, so sorry if they offend anyone in advance, but they're intended as a joke.

That's it for now. :thumbs:

I do

I do please.

I like the terrible or twisted or offensive jokes.

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette.

When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.

After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,

"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"

She got out and walked over to the farmer and said,

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, can I take one home?"

The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself, said she could have a try.

The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."

The farmer was amazed - she was right! So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette), picked one out and got back into her car.

Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.

"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"

p.s- sorry to all blondes on the forum, blondes are cool ;D !

ok... the joke about jade goodyy is:
Q. what was jade taken away in when she died?
A. a goody bagg!!
lol... sorry if i offended anyone. xxx

What do me, you and Stephen Gateley have in common? None of us woke up in Mallorca at the weekend.

I've been a bit unlucky of late, I swapped my ticket to a Michael Jackson concert for a Boyzone Reunion gig.

LOL and lol and lol.

I have heard that Jade goody one before.

Watch out.. Jade Goody will make a guest experience on another reality tv show.. "most haunted" LOL

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If you thought that Jade joke was offensive ... whats the similarities between Jade Goody and an easter egg? Both are egg shaped and will be in a box by easter. (this was before April ;))

icy dead people not even a bit funny

and thats sick saying that about jade shes dead leave it at that !!!!!!!!!!!

Says the racist!

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omg thats so sick how dare you !

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i am not a racist and jade was not big brother made her out to be a racist !poor girl

I didn't call jade racist I called you racist.
You called everyone in ireland gay! Saddo.

i did not call anyone in ireland gay ?
even if i did that is not racist being gay

What age are you? 12 probably, you don't seem to understand anything that people say to you.

why dont you stop causing trouble !, i am not going to answer you stupid little girl zip it

You are the one coming into the joke thread saying all the jokes are bad! You zip it!