Jesus walked on water but JEdward swam through land.
 

If superman and captain fantastic were having a race to the moon and back, Who would win? JEdward of course!

JEdward can sneeze with their eyes open.

When JEdward are in water they don't get wet, water gets JEdward.

JEdward can believe it's not butter.

JEdward ordered a big macs in KFC and got some.

JEdward can touch mc hammer.

JEdward can slam a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not JEdward.

JEdward was what Willis was talkin' about.

JEdward can judge a book by its cover.

When JEdward do division there are no remainders.

JEdward knows the last digit of Pi.

JEdward let the dogs out.

Jedward can return here to Dublin and get the $hit kicked out of them any time they like :)

un-true

fuc of

:nono:

Okay I know for a fact that if they go near Dublin at night they're ****ed.....Dublin at night is normally a sketchy kind of place anyway they are seriously in for a bad time whenever they come home...sorry:spin:

:laugh2::laugh2: Some of these are great.

I only made this thread as a joke because so many people care strongly about the person they support in the x-factor.
I do support John and Edward because they are entertaining but I don't think x-factor contestants should be worshipped like gods.

Ya I know :D

Gurl they is all chuck norris quotes

Yawn

Where was that during BB10?
Could of used that for A Marcus Thread :P

At least with him its true

"Jesus walked on water but JEdward swam through land."

Surely that was shìt they were swiming through?

^

Jedward are fantastic :D

Louis let the dogs out - mad ones that can't sing or dance!

:shocked:

Very good Jess:joker:

This is like the whole Chuck Norris craze. But this one is untrue. You see, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. The wet gets Chuck Norris'd. Jedward just get boo'd :)

Oh My God........Simply Amazing
 

These guys are exactly what the X Factor is all about........I can not believe it has taken this many years for Simon Cowell to realise the true credential of his show!!! Come on John and Edward..........today was your day and I have cut, coloured and styled my hair exactly the same as you guys!
I truely love you both and can not wait to see you soon!