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*mazedsalv** 17-11-2009 09:54 PM

"Your Moma" jokes....
 
Still think they are legendary... share yours :)

Your Moma is so dumb that she stared at a orange juice carton for half an hour because it said Concentrate.

Your Moma's so fat that by the tinme she turns her round, its her birthday.

Your Moma is so dumb that when I invited her to the superbowl one day, she arrived with a giant spoon.

Your Moma is so dumb that when she was told the movie she was seeing was not for people Under 18, she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Your Moma's so fat that she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

Jords 17-11-2009 09:55 PM

Your moma so fat she stood on the scales and it read 'to be continued'

\PJ/ 17-11-2009 09:57 PM

Your mum is so old she had jesus's myspace.

Ramsay 17-11-2009 09:59 PM

Your momma so sick shes like a tv even 2 year olds can turn her on

*mazedsalv** 17-11-2009 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jords (Post 2688407)
Your moma so fat she stood on the scales and it read 'to be continued'

Similar but I got this one:

Your Momas so fat that when she stepped on the scale, it said "One at a time please".

Your Moma's so fat that she got christened in Sea World.

Stephanie 17-11-2009 10:03 PM

your moma's so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

Jords 17-11-2009 10:04 PM

Your moma so ugly she entered an ugly contest and was turned away - no professionals allowed!

InOne 17-11-2009 10:11 PM

Yo mama so fat, that when she wears her yellow rain coat people shout "TAXI"

_Seth 17-11-2009 10:11 PM

Yo mammas so fat she got hired to be the rolling boulder in the next Indiana Jones film

Yo mammas so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the house

Yo mammas so stupid she died of starvation in a super market

Yo mammas so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

Yo mammas so stupid she tripped on a wireless phone

Yo mammas so stupid when someone said Christmas is just around the corner she went round looking for it

Yo mammas so stupid she tried to drown a gold fish

Loukas 17-11-2009 10:13 PM

Yo mama's so poor she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.

Jords 17-11-2009 10:20 PM

Your moma so stupid, she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

Loukas 17-11-2009 10:29 PM

Yo Mamma's so stupid she blinked and got lost LOL

Damaris 17-11-2009 10:42 PM

Your momas teeth are so yellow when she drinks water it turns into lemonade

King Gizzard 17-11-2009 10:44 PM

your mommas so fat that she's clinically obese.

_Seth 18-11-2009 01:41 AM

Yo mamas so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order

Tilly83 18-11-2009 01:28 PM

Yo' moma so ugly she mad an onion cry

Niamh. 18-11-2009 01:31 PM

Your moma's so fat she fell in love and broke it!

arsenalforever 18-11-2009 01:32 PM

:joker: girls girls thats not nice

Niamh. 18-11-2009 01:32 PM

Your moma's so old she owes Jesus a fiver

Your moma's so old when she went to school there was no history!

WOMBAI 18-11-2009 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *mazedsalv** (Post 2688402)
Still think they are legendary... share yours :)

Your Moma is so dumb that she stared at a orange juice carton for half an hour because it said Concentrate.

Your Moma's so fat that by the tinme she turns her round, its her birthday.

Your Moma is so dumb that when I invited her to the superbowl one day, she arrived with a giant spoon.

Your Moma is so dumb that when she was told the movie she was seeing was not for people Under 18, she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Your Moma's so fat that she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.

If your moma is fat - chances are you will be too one day. Genes and all that - no avoiding it. Me thinks moma might have the last laugh on this one.

*mazedsalv** 18-11-2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WOMBAI (Post 2689618)
If your moma is fat - chances are you will be too one day. Genes and all that - no avoiding it. Me thinks moma might have the last laugh on this one.

:joker: Is that part of your joke??

And great jokes everyone :D

WOMBAI 18-11-2009 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by *mazedsalv** (Post 2689634)
:joker: Is that part of your joke??

And great jokes everyone :D

Hilarious and true!!

Jords 18-11-2009 04:02 PM

These make me laugh :joker:


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