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KennethTong 20-11-2009 05:11 PM
I found duck-weed in my pond
 
Is there anything I can do about this?

Shaun 20-11-2009 05:11 PM
smoke it

MeMyselfAndI 20-11-2009 05:12 PM
Kenneth tell Karly i love her <3

Stu 20-11-2009 05:13 PM
Give it to ol' Stu. And tell that other ham n' egger your not really Kenneth.

KennethTong 20-11-2009 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2695131)
Give it to ol' Stu. And tell that other ham n' egger your not really Kenneth.
I don't want to handle it. Do YOU sir?

KennethTong 20-11-2009 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Bigbrofan085 (Post 2695130)
Kenneth tell Karly i love her <3
Karly says "thanks"

arista 20-11-2009 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by KennethTong (Post 2695123)
Is there anything I can do about this?

Get it out
It takes over.

Stu 20-11-2009 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by KennethTong (Post 2695138)
I don't want to handle it. Do YOU sir?
For the right price, ol' Stu will handle anything.

KennethTong 20-11-2009 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2695146)
For the right price, ol' Stu will handle anything.
ill take 300 quid for the lot and not a penny less. 4oo, and you can have the ducks too.

Stu 20-11-2009 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by KennethTong (Post 2695155)
ill take 300 quid for the lot and not a penny less. 4oo and you can have the ducks too.
Wait, this is your problem man. You pay me the 300 to take away the duck weed.

And I will pay you 100 for those sexy ducks. I have a mate who makes a killing on the ol' duck porn circuit.

Crimson Dynamo 20-11-2009 05:31 PM
get bent Tong

KennethTong 20-11-2009 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2695159)
Wait, this is your problem man. You pay me the 300 to take away the duck weed.

And I will pay you 100 for those sexy ducks. I have a mate who makes a killing on the ol' duck porn circuit.
Duck porn? I don't think they've been trained for that sort of thing. They're camera shy you see. Tervold (the eldest) gets very stiff when he's nervous, which causes him to sink to the bottom of the pond at an alarming rate. Have you not any alternative career pathways for these little fellas?

Stu 20-11-2009 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by KennethTong (Post 2695189)
Tervold (the eldest) gets very stiff
That's exactly what we are looking for my good man.

Our boy trains the ducks too like, and it's all done in a professional studio, so there is no worries.

KennethTong 20-11-2009 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2695192)
That's exactly what we are looking for my good man.

Our boy trains the ducks too like, and it's all done in a professional studio, so there is no worries.
Will they be fed? do YOU even know what these ducks eat? they seem to have very large appetites.

Stu 20-11-2009 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by KennethTong (Post 2695218)
Will they be fed? do YOU even know what these ducks eat? they seem to have very large appetites.
These ducks will eat the cock my friend.

These ducks will eat the cock.

KennethTong 20-11-2009 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2695226)
These ducks will eat the cock my friend.

These ducks will eat the cock.
I'm not sure that they are that way inclined.

Stu 20-11-2009 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by KennethTong (Post 2695241)
I'm not sure that they are that way inclined.
It wont be for them to decide, when it comes time...


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