Celebrity Big Brother : Total Destruction
 

...Being famous can be hell...
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...Especially when your averaging a 0.4 rating...

Theres no star in the eye =/

There's a reason for that, starman. All will be revealed.

Okay cool :)

So is this a series your starting or a story or somthing?
It sounds good

Sort of a story/series I developed in the last twenty minuets, yeah. I will be making it up as I go along. I was starting something similar a few years ago but I forgot about it. This one, however, has *kind of* a pre planned element.

It will be my take on the final series of Celebrity Big Brother, the network that's trying to destroy it from the inside, and a messianic prophecy. Expect introspective philosophical narrative, thought provoking Reality TV concepts, and a couple of dick jokes.

hahahaha win.

I shall be starting a series of build up, prequel type stuff shortly. The series proper won't start for another week or two. It will be done more or less in real time so yes, Celebrity Big Brother got bumped down to an early December start on the schedules to make room for Channel 4's fresh, exciting new content in January.

I hope to have at least something up every night. The idea is to bugger the entire show up the bum and see how many viewers it can loose, bankrupting the production company and network in the process.

Because there won't be any Z Lister's on this show. Oh no.

maybe should be in the Creative Writing section? Looking forward to it by the way.

We have a creative writing section? Damn! Stu's going blind. Can a mod please move this?

Thanks, BTW.

Send a U2U to any Mod online to ask if you can change its location.

Sorted :thumbs:

Looks good by the way.

Cheers lads.

sounds intriguing stu!

should be an interesting read.

i love how all tibb creative writing lately is horror-related. says a lot about us I guess. we have serial killings from Amanda, kidnap from me, survival of the fittest from Greg, zombies from Dezzy and now...this.

Leave it in this section!

Ah I can't wait, should be a great read!

sounds cool ;3

Sounds like it'll be good :tongue:

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FRIDAY, 27TH NOVEMBER, 2009
CHANNEL 4 HEADQUATERS
SOMEWHERE IN ENGLAND I CAN'T BE BOTHERED GOOGLING
2200 HOURS



? : Are we all satisfied?

Executive : Satisfied with what?

? : Satisfied with the deal!

Executive : Yes, yes.

? : So you will sell your shares?

Executive : Of course.

? : What do you mean of course, is Channel 4 even a public company?

Executive : I'm not sure, but for the sake of the narrative, let's assume it is. Does the pope **** in the woods?

? : What?

Executive : Nothing.

? : And the creative control?

Executive : All yours, of course.

? : Then you may have your money. Me? I'm driven by more things than money.

Executive : Such as?

? : Down on your knees.

Executive : Now? Here?

? : I don't see the complications that you do, obviously. I called a meeting between the network executive and my humble self for no apparent reason on a weekend night at ten.

Executive : I see. Well, let me use the bathroom first.

? : As you wish. Just one more thing...

Executive : Yes?

? : From now on, you are my minion, and so are your co-workers.

Minion : Understood. Just hand me the money.

? : Come here, you tiger. Channel Four is mine now.

Minion : Just before we start, uh...

? : ...first time?

Minion : Not at all!

? : Not at all?

Minion : No, it's just, you know, your creative commitments start with Celebrity Big Brother, in January.

? : Celebrity Big Brother? Whats that then?



*SCENE FADES OUT, SCENES OF FORBIDDEN LUST OCCUR AS HIGH UP IN CHANNEL FOUR TOWERS, A WINDOW GETS QUIET FOGGY.*

umfg.

Rofl.

lol

Lol

The verdict is in! The critics have spoken!

More on the way soon guys, as long as there is interest. I will also be using suggested task and show ideas in the story, to get the community involved and schitz, yo'.