Leather Trumpet's Utter Numpty Test
 

if you refer to your parents as Mum and Dad to random people and not "My Mum" or My Dad" then you are indeed a prize numpty.


example


Talking to a work colleague: "yeah I had a great weekend, Mum and me went shopping whilst Dad went to the morgue"


To qualify for extreme numpty use "Mummy" or "Daddy" in the scenario.

I had a great weekend with your mum.

is the right answer.





and that was Daddy:conf:

Your really bad at these comebacks.

And these threads.

:laugh:

I call my parents my their first names. They hate being called mum and dad.

I call mine Mum and Dad.

My grandparents: Gran/Granny :P and Papa.

****, I'm a numpty.

Did your dad die and you and mum went out shopping on his credit card?

I thought that was referring to me then. I was about to kick some srs ass.

I say mom, but I don't talk to random people.

So is anybody not a numpty in this perfectly sane and rational man's eyes?

i call my dad, daddy
luls

My dad used to call me 'the mistake'.

I call my dad *****ace.

LOL same

I don't say Mum and Dad. Well, not in French at least. I say 'Mamma' because that's the equivalent of Mum in Italian and 'Папа' (Dada) which is Dad in Russian. I happen to call them Maman et Papa (in French) but it's very rare.
My sisters do that aswell, it's how we grew up.

that sounds like an episode of jeremy kyle

I call my dad, "my father". and just call my mum "the moody one".

I call my dad in prison and my mum a slag.

I just call them mum & dad

I will be doing TheLeatherTrumpet with some poetry soon

That's The Joe's spot. You can't just wrestle it away from the poor kid. Get a parable slot or something!

there are

other options you know

fact


Sign of the zodiac

I'm getting worried about you, TrumpetTrousers.

Are you having a breakdown? Maybe start going to bed earlier and stop masturbating over Chris Tarrant in the wee hours.