An ode to Craig
 

Craig is fab
Craig is hot
Craig would love to smack Anthony's bot.


Craig is magic
Craig won't go
The closest he got was sucking Anthony's toe.

Craig is sexy
Craig got in a huff
Craig wants to get Anthony in the buff.

Craig was gutted
Anthony had sex in the jacuzzi
Shame it was with Makosi - the floosie.

Craig is ace
He's no minger
Craig won't let Anthony anywhere near Kinga.

Craig in the pool
Makosi's hair got wet
Does Craig fancy Anthony - yep - you bet!

Craig's still there
He survived eviction
Anthony's pissed off with all the friction.

Craig is cute
The sort you'd like to throttle
Look what he encouraged Kinga to do with a bottle.

Craig is handsome
I'm loving those man boobs
Wonder if he shaves his pubes?

The final week
Will Craig win?
Noooooo - cart him off to the looney bin.

Admin: edited for language

:elephant::dazzler::joker::joker: nice one

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