I fell up the stairs in front of a health and safety officer
 

What an absolute ****** :joker:

Had health and safety in today, and because I was the supervisor at the time I had to show them about, and bang :joker:

Now the stairs are unsafe apparently because of a chipped tile on the same step

Haha! Bad luck :p

I fell up my school stairs at least once a week for a year. long skirts!

using the word ****** is not advisable. You are making fun of vulnerable people who have disabilities beyond their control.

try a better word like twat in future. :nono:

Bad luck Tom!! It happens to all of us in the most embarassing situations, mine being when going off the school stage, infront of 400 people.

:shocked:

I'd kill myself. It's bad enough having to go up, let alone trip up!

but LMAO @ this, if there's ever a worse time to fall up a set of stairs then it's then! :joker:

Lol. I was Joseph once in a school nativity and I was walking around the stage in circles during one of the songs and I just stepped right off of the back of the stage, about 4 foot down I fell as it was one of those temporary raised stages, on accident and baby Jesus got it's head stuck in one of the hand loops on the big ropes that you use in gymnastics etc, consequently looking like a hung baby Jesus.
I was 6 at the time.. it was horribly embarrassing.

Talk about luck! Well lack of it! Sorry to hear that Tom :laugh:

I hate it when you try be really careful but whatever your being careful about still messes up :tongue: