Explanation pls
 

Right, a few of you saw me mention this last night, but I've just told my mum about it and she's as confused as I am.

I was downstairs last night watching movies, had been for about an hour, when all of a sudden there's a fire blazing in the fireplace.

Now. The fire had not been lit for a couple of days [it's an empty fireplace, we light log/coal fires when we want to] - and there were some scraps of paper in there. But it just all suddenly went up in flames :|

Wtf happened. I'm actually quite scared LOL

Hmm, was the fire full out? Sometimes the fire stays lit in the bottom, and it might have caught a piece of paper you threw on in the day?

Other than that, I have no idea... and it's weird xD

That would make sense, but there'd been no fire for 2 days and the paper had been on the fire all day :p

Sometimes when we get up in the morning, our fire is still hot, but it's never stayed alight for 2 days xD usually when it's cold it stays lit? xD

But I should imagine the paper has been warming up throughout the day, then it caught and went up in flames xD

you have an arsonist ghost in your house

sleep well

What day was this?! BeCAuse, when I woke up on the morning of my thirtieth birthday, hungover, I did a huge trouser-cough and it turned the sensor light on in my apartment - I **** you not, rubber ducky. My missus told all of her workmates, who were obviously impressed with my sonar farts.

Try and be accurate with the time and I'll see if I can remember passing wind in the vicinity.

Ghost..........................

Amazing, Gonzo. I'm impressed.

I am the master of the Dutch Oven :devil:

I would say Nicky is probably right here, Shaun!

use an ouija board