one line about each celeb in a sum up on what i think ( rap style)
 

MY NAME IS JOE AND I LIKE TO RAP ABOUT THINGS I HAVE VIEWS ON < I LOVE BIG BROTHER AND I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE MY LITTLE RAP ABOUT ALL OF THEM <



first impressions ( brief descriptions)

now the Joe will present his first impressions,
but a open mind will not lock my expressions.
first in was stephan and i did nearly choke,
because from what i have heard, i expected to see coke.
nickola T was second in but will 2 melons be free,
it will be interesting in getting views from a page three.
the third one will no doubt cause rage,
not because of Jordan but its a cross dresser fighter in a cage.
the barge sailed into big brother,
is that really stephanie, better known as ken barlows lover.
a eloquent lady will now hit the slum,
i am no mathematician, but this is a good sum.
i am sorry to say but i feel the kid is in deep,
lady sov will struggle and this experience wont be cheap.
sisqo deserves the same respect even if hi mannerisms i detest,
give people enough rope, is big brothers best.
dane flopped in, suit and smart,
is he costus brother from blue, i can't tell them apart.
hedi was 8th in and her time i wanted to borrow,
seeing her sit at the table left me full of sorrow.
in 9th place is jonas, and i still don't have a clue,
but he is equal like all of them and to myself i am true.
katia gets a hard view as her legs are her claim to fame,
just like ronnie, i suggest they look up shame.
vinnie is last in and i am expecting fun,
but will he handle being under the big brother lock stock and camera gun.

I have heard of poetic licence but again with the last line.

Jesus wept.

I am really growing fond,
stu can i see your wond.
You are just so magic,
and life with out you would be tragic.
Dont leave me as you are my one fan,
stu < i am your man.


Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Stu likes Joe.:)

joe and sooty sitting in a tree

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Joe.. freak

:conf:

i was going to invite you up stacey but now it goes

joe and sooty sitting in a tree

k i s s i n g,

down the bottom is a long drop,

or look its staceyx with her suspicious mind and a cop.

sooty and joe crawl down,

and both do greet,

then the cop arrests staceyx for wasteing police time,

now thats what i call sweet.

so stacey in the slammer,

shes has to do a bit of bird,

silence is bliss,

infuture to this statement she will be refered.

joe recives a V_O,

so off to stacey he dose trot,

forgiveness is the best thing,

its proof joe has clearly got.

Dont make pointless posts about me :bored:
Im here to post & youree here to post - not be friends with each other.
not happening,is it?!

LOL, Joe and his poems!

STACEY X NEEDS TO TAKE A CHILL,
BECAUSE THE JOE IS NOT ASKING HER TO GON ON THE PILL.
trying to understand her battle and her rage,
maybe we need to put her and alex in a cage.
i do understand trouble minds to float on the net,
and staceyx is a 100% garenteed safe bet.
i am sure i will read about you when you arrupt,
because i can clearly see you brain is corrupt.
please read every poem i do and sure for me to stalk,
because one day staceyx < me and you will go arm in arm and do that special walk.
you can not fight it as the love is going override,
you adore my poetry and so want my slim slide.
hit me back with more of your loverly exspressions,
because with out them i will stay in the worlds longest depressions.

shove your 'rapping' where the sun dontt shine :spin:

shine like a star,
shinning so bright,
keep reading my poems staceyx,
one day you will see the light.

i bet you spend all day thinking of your poems,dont ya? :wink:

i bet you spend all day tracking,
because with out the joe stacey is lacking.
she just dont get it and dose not understand,
i will out whit you every time because i am grand.
keep on but i guess you are a child,
and this is your fun to send you wild.
the joe is cutting off and leaveing on a top note,
and i hope staceyx dose not get a eviction vote.
something is wrong with her and help is in need,
one flew over the coccos nest is where you are heading never to be freed.

Lady Sov can see the stars, so they shimmer,
cos she knows deep inside that she'll be the winner ;)

ooooooooh,, im a celebrity now,am i ?!
:blush2:

loverly rach < you need to just help stacey now and get her on board.

Lady Sov is our Winner,
Heidi is our only sinner.
:D
happy joe?

stacey < i take back everything < will you marry the Joe ?

we could even do a duet to make some money lol

:laugh:
Lmfaaooo!!!

who are you supporting in CBB?

i will see you at the church then my loverly stace,
and be sure for a bigone to make your heart race.
we went fall circle but love did come good,
who would have thought of a marrige from the big brother message board hood.
as for who i am suporting, its way to early to say,
but sov has been 100% true to herself in everything she did say.
vinnie i have gone off as of his views on other house mates,
he credability has gone done like my roof slates.
i do like stephan but hes to much to handle,
because the constant shurch talk is a no blow out candle.
like i said its to early and i have to let it roll,
so i am not backing anyone at this stage so i am in the undecided poll.

:joker:

Did you get out of the wrong side of bed this morning Stacey? You are usually more cheerful than this!

one problem my loverly wife,
i need money for the ring, or i am in strife.
lend me a couple of quid and i pay you when through comes my giro,
in this marriage you are my hero.