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magunkey 07-01-2010 07:29 PM
Snow Way! Image of Virgin Mary Found in Snowman!!!
 
Amazing really...

http://functioningalcoholic.wordpres...nd-in-snowman/

Braden 07-01-2010 07:30 PM
pmsl.

Enid 07-01-2010 07:30 PM
Okay...

magunkey 07-01-2010 07:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Toasteee (Post 2843164)
pmsl.
You should probably see a doctor about that! :blush:

Stu 07-01-2010 07:34 PM
Virgin my ass.

HellShark 07-01-2010 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2843191)
Virgin my ass.
God was balls deep and he knows it.

InOne 07-01-2010 07:36 PM
What the hell lol

Lewis. 07-01-2010 07:36 PM
lmao.

Stu 07-01-2010 07:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by HellShark (Post 2843202)
God was balls deep and he knows it.
God invented spiking. She always wondered how she ended up in Jerusalem.

magunkey 07-01-2010 07:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2843217)
God invented spiking. She always wondered how she ended up in Jerusalem.
Her parents lived in a small cottage in Kinsale. Apparently. Her dad was a DJ in Fast Eddies and her mum worked in KFC in the Mahon Point Shopping Centre.

Stu 07-01-2010 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by magunkey (Post 2843262)
Her parents lived in a small cottage in Kinsale. Apparently. Her dad was a DJ in Fast Eddies and her mum worked in KFC in the Mahon Point Shopping Centre.
If Jesus was raised in Cork the New Testament would have been written in text speak on green rizla paper.

magunkey 07-01-2010 07:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2843278)
If Jesus was raised in Cork the New Testament would have been written in text speak on green rizla paper.
Naah....they didn't get green Rizlas till the eighties. Orange was the fashion of the time.

Stu 07-01-2010 07:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by magunkey (Post 2843311)
Naah....they didn't get green Rizlas till the eighties. Orange was the fashion of the time.
Jesus was always asking for spare fags to roll daycent three skinners [the sermon on the mount was a by-product of being monged out of it]. No adulterants back then to ruin and contaminate the beautiful nodges :(.

magunkey 07-01-2010 08:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2843322)
Jesus was always asking for spare fags :(.
Are you implying that Jebus was gay but couldn't get a date?

Stu 07-01-2010 08:02 PM
Aye. He was always buying dildos from mmMad!

Said they were for religious purposes. Mind you he said the same thing about the chicken snack boxes. 2 for the price of 1 in Hillbillys on a Tuesday. Delicious, like.

magunkey 07-01-2010 08:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2843359)
Aye. He was always buying dildos from mmMad!
Apparently this was his favourite

http://functioningalcoholic.files.wo...-blasphemy.jpg

Stu 07-01-2010 08:07 PM
The last thing anybody heard of him that night was a cry of 'Gwan I sed, bai!' from the room upstairs, followed by some loud hammering noises.

Carpentry my bollocks.

spitfire 07-01-2010 08:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2843191)
Virgin my ass.
I can't believe her father fail for that.He should of kicked God's butt.

Marc 07-01-2010 08:17 PM
LOL. In my village someone has made a man waiting at the bus stop with a dog. Its so good!

magunkey 07-01-2010 08:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu (Post 2843398)

Carpentry my bollocks.
Owch!

magunkey 07-01-2010 08:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marcjswp (Post 2843471)
LOL. In my village someone has made a man waiting at the bus stop with a dog. Its so good!

Are you sure it's not Jebus on his donkey??? The Catholics love that stuff. You could make a fortune from it. Look...

http://functioningalcoholic.wordpres...-has-got-wood/

spitfire 07-01-2010 08:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by magunkey (Post 2843511)
Are you sure it's not Jebus on his donkey??? The Catholics love that stuff. You could make a fortune from it. Look...

http://functioningalcoholic.wordpres...-has-got-wood/
Is that a transparent sex toy,next to the red thing?

*mazedsalv** 07-01-2010 08:32 PM
:D

magunkey 07-01-2010 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by spitfire (Post 2843543)
Is that a transparent sex toy,next to the red thing?
Probably! The Catholics love that stuff too...providing the lights are off!

Jessica. 08-01-2010 01:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by magunkey (Post 2843262)
Kinsale.
I love Kinsale!


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