Would you date a short man or a tall woman?
 

women: a man who was smaller

men: a woman who was taller



and answer truthfully and not trendily

Height doesn't really bother me, to be honest. Though looking back it does seem I'm attracted to shorter girls more. Then again, I'm tall myself.

if i was choosing, a taller man :) because im like, really short for my age!!

small women go for very tall men because they fear having small male children

:laugh2:
really? never heard of that before!

My missus used to be the same size as me, but no ****, now she's a fair bit smaller. We think it has something to do with how hard her head hits the headboard.

Actually a similar thing happened to me when when my girlfriend's head hit the headboard and she grimaced with pain, except on this occassion I was the one who lost some of my size. Anyway, to cut a long story short the subsequent operation was thankfully a success.

Sexual injuries are my speciality.

If that was a come-on I'm not biting - eurgh, flashback.

I got stung by a bee on my skin pencil. At the doctors I asked for something to be done about the pain but could he leave the swelling.

I currently have a slightly blackened eye..

Doctor: Are you sure? I can't see it!

Trumpet: It's the lump on my penis.

Doctor: I can't see your penis!!

I told you that oral gymnastics are not supposed to be attempted in the dark!

Haha. Ahhhh, good times.

It's barely noticeable so it's all good.. LoL

Well, other than having a wad of cash thrown at you, it's the best way I've heard of getting a black eye.

We seem to have veered off topic. I doubt I'd like to be with someone who was a lot shorter than me...

LOL, that was a fair bit off and I didn't even reailse.

It must be Trumpet Trousers fault!

Trumpet Trousers is playing a song of his/her own composition as we speak, the filthy fecker!

what was the thread about. I would imagine "do you believe that Doctor Spock was a Muslim?"

I thought it was, 'Who would win - James T. Kirk or Jesus?'

Capt "Kirk"

rather ironic

On topic :p Short yes,but not like tinyyyy. Mark Owen's short :lovedup:

Well if he was any smaller than me he would be pretty short so probably not no but it depends

Who's Dr Spock? The baby Dr bloke?

Tall,short,men,women. That's who i date.