Jonas has more Bass in his Farts than his Music.
 

I think Jonas calling himself Basshunter is a joke, have you heard the crap he dishes out? Then he squeezes the cheese and produces some Bass. If you are creating music that makes "Scooter" looks like R&B artist, then you should not call yourself Basshunter. Unofficially Jonas is Crapmaker.

lol u got dat right pal

Well... if you manage to sell 4 million records of crappy music, you ought to have some talent...

Popularity is no indication of talent. What a stupid argument.

You think all music is enjoyable for everyone individually? Ofcourse not, we all find certain tunes crap and his are crap.

Let's turn your question on it's head, if Jonas was really successful and music really popular, then why is Jonas in the big brother house?

Regardless of liking it or not, his music is cheap. That's a fact. His style of music is incredibly easy to create and requires little artistic talent. His tunes never deviate from the same predictable formula. He is an embarrasment to electronic music and I have yet to meet someone over the age of 18 who likes what he produces.

You are talented, if you are good at what you are doing... and Jonas is good at selling records. What are you good at? Annoying people? Is that your talent?

Wrong. You are not talented just because you can sell records. Crazy Frog sold like crazy. Was that talent? Bob The Builder sold like crazy. Was that talent?

Why are you turning this into something about me? Why are you turning into an immature little brat just because I don't like Basshunter's music? Are my not allowed to hate it?

Jonas' music isn't too bad.

Used to really like it, still like a couple of them now.
Think you have to be in a certain mood, and like obviously chart dance music.

His music is awful he has a really nice voice though

If your goal is to sell records, not to make good music, then indeed you are talented if you sell 4 million records. There are lots of talented musicians, who obviously lack the talent to sell their music.

I don't like Basshunter's music either. I'm just asking you... what's your talent? What are you good at? Anything at all?

Only Basshunter is the musician - not a marketer. Not a record label. He makes the music, the record label are in charge of advertising and promoting it. So you are wrong.

Why are you turning this into something about me? What's that got to do with it? What are your talents?

Don't be a prat.

He knows he makes cheesey crap. He said as much to Dane tonight.

Sad when musicians(using the term lightly) are not proud of their own output. Very sad actually. He seems to be getting financially *****ed too.

There are loads of bands and singers but some are way more popular than others. I look at it like this, there are 4 million people that like crap music. Jonas music may have been hip during 2007 and 2008 but he not kept up with the times has he. His music would have been really appreciated when Aqua was at their peak.

This is something I just realised, Jonas probably thinks his own music is crap. Think about, he really hates his own tunes. His music is immature like he is, "self loathing there me thinks?"

I hope BB gives him some inspiration to come up with something a little more grown up.

Basshunter sold his first three records online on his own and then went straight to Warner Music. Thus he did in fact sell his own music and was good at it.

You claim that his music is "incredibly easy to create and requires little artistic talent". So I just assumed that you had something better to offer us all. After hearing Jonas' crappy music over and over, I was kind of expecting to hear one of your better tunes. Don't be shy!

So I need to be able to make great music and sell records or else I have to like Jonas?

Get a grip, you silly mong. Listen to yourself.

See i like some of his beats.
Better than some things..

Still think people should listen to this, as he doesnt actually sing in it, and i like like it today..

I hope he will grow up too. I think he has an ear for catchy melodies and could do better. He should concentrate on quality, rather than quantity.

I'd take his music over Justin Bieber but i still dont likey :p

No... but if you criticise someone for being without talent, you better expect your own talents and expertise to come under scrutiny.

Bollocks. I can say someone has no talent if I think they have no talent whenever I want, about whoever I wan't, and my talents have nothing to do with it.

And I think your Sweedish homebosy Basshunter has fuck all talent.

Its in his trousers :whistle:

Yes... and I can question your expertise on the subject as much as I like to.

The subject is me not liking Basshunter's music. End of story. I just can't stand the crap he comes out with and me and my talents have got nothing to do with it whatsoever. Sorry to dissapoint you.

Your not half biased, are you? Your only on this website to plug your homeboy. All these abstract arguments you are coming out with are due to your sheer childish inability to face up to the fact that I hate someone you like.

He is the Ikea of music. Cheap and bland.

Whilst Jonas calls himself basshunter its has nothing to do with music, its not bass as in the bass tones sounds like ace, its bass as in the fish as in mass.

When he was 11 he was fishing with his mothers mother(thats the way so scandis differentiate grandparents) she was an old sea dog and took him sea fishing, he fell into the sea when she lost her balance while striking at a nibble. He fell into a school of ravenous sea bass who proceeded in a feeding frenzy to attack him consuming an eye, both ears and his two legs. The wounds were fatal.

On being released from hospital it was found he was now deaf as well as brain dead. However he now has a pathological hatred of certain species of fish and has vowed never to rest till all the sea bass and its relatives are extinct.

The fact he wrote and performed music was incidental but is now instrumental in providing him with sufficient money to continue what he now considers is his true vocation Bass Hunting.