Alex Reid Is Bond!!
 

1st half hour consists of Alex getting out of new Aston (fitted with stabalisers) due to child proof locks.
A montage of Alex as he tries to understand the directives from M.
M walks away shaking head and visibly beat.
Later Q shows Alex new ray gun in the shape of a crayon subsequently alex shoots himself in the foot.
Bonds girlfriend pussygalore (jordan) exposes his cover by selling story to all red tops.
Rest of the film is basically Alex being distracted by bright colours and ends with him getting into a stranger's car after being offered sweets.

Needs work so I might add.
Going to send this off as the chance of getting this published is the same as his chance of getting the role

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LOL - go for it, nothing ventured, nothing gained:thumbs: