The Classic CBB7 Quotes Thread
 

So many great quotes!!!

TOT to Nicola- "Your fit, but you look like Bruce Forseith"

Alex to Vinnie- "I would never hit you, it would be like hitting my Dad"

Stephen- "Your a loooserr!"

Stephen- "The Jokes on You, HA HA HA HA... didum didumm"

Ivana- "I dont mind being called a *****, but i am no fool!"

"It izz vot it iz" :D

TOT- "and they couldnt get enough of your special sauce. Idiot!" "Now piss off"

Alex- "I, Alex Reid, am living proof that oxygen does exist"

Sov- "Do you wanna follow me into the toilet as well"
Dane- "You still talking?"
Sov- "Oh go play with your dick Dane!"
Dane- ".....huh?"

Steph- "Everything is like completely dope, and sick yeh"...
Stephen- "Word"

After Danes Task,. Stephen- "Did something grab you... he had a paranormal activity"

All the housemates- "So what else have we called Stephen?"
Nicola- "Ooo ohh, I called him a knob!" *raising hand proudly*

Stephen did me last night :D

tot - "you let it slip through you fingers, just like your career dane" :L

Sisqo - In yoh face Vinnie Jones! In yoh face!
Ivana - poopy doopy song

Heidi : Thank God For Abortion

Heidi : What a Fucking Dork

Heidi : They are just a pair of two dumb bitches

Sov: I will through this.. in the air.. and laugh!

Jonas: Im 25, Swedish and Love Farts!

Nicola: Knob!

Alex: Im Alex Reid.. Alex Fucking Reid!

Sov: Im Scared of Dresses.

Vinnie: I 'ate this geezer!


There were so many!

Vinnie- "Your so tight that you need to look under the bed to see if you have lost some sleep".... sorry but that was a great quote by Vinnie.

Sov: go and play with your dick, man!
Jonas: too late, baby!
Jonas humping the floor!
Sov: why did you ever make this song?!
Sov: i could just throw this in the air and... laugh!
Sov: you can have it darling!
Sisqo: im a little bit taller when i stand on my wallet!

So many fab things have happened this year - loved it! :lovedup:

Stephen: i just think its funny, that the jokes on you!
Alex: i am living proof there is oxygen!

Ivana: Shit Happens

Dane: youre just boring to look at!

PMSL

Those two put together is so funny.

'Go play with your dick man' .. 'Too late baby' :joker:

:laugh2:

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Alex: "I'd kill my son......................" (& the face he pulled)

Ivana (in her life-model attire): "This... this is embarrassing!" :P

What is TiBBs SICK obsession with Josef Fritzl, there is NOTHING funny about what happened regarding him.

Vinnie: Stephen, If Bull**** was music you'd be playing in a Brass Band son.

PMSL

:joker: Where'd that come from?

PMSL

Davina: So Alex what are you doing next?
Alex: Holiday then filming in India

Davina: So Stephen what are you doing next?
Stephen: Im doing a help for Heroes campainge

Davina: And Sov, what are you doing next?
Sov: I need to go to the toilet.


:joker: :joker:

My ****ing tea's gone cold now you stupid wankers...

...oh.

Stephanie [about Sov]: Shes a despicable non entity

Sisqo: In your face Vinnie Jones, in your face

Stephen [to the devil on the front door]: Haha, you're a loser

Nicola [about Stephen]: I didn't call him a dick, I called him a knob though!

Ivana: You want us to wear this? and panty?

Sov: i need the toliet!

This isnt really a quote but Jonas and katia were on the bed with sov then pretended to hump jonas and he was screaming like a girl then katia said do it to me sov.
It was on live feed if anyone remembers

i loved that :laugh3:
lmao, Katia cracked up!!!