Chat up lines
 

Anthonys was "Are those eyelashes real" in the house what is your chat up line or can you think of a good one ?

come on you lads must have a chat up line

Do u polish ur underwear with Mr Sheen cuz I can see myself in ur pants!

mine is i want to melt in your mouth not in your hands

OOOOOOooooooo... Saucy..

What about.. here's 10p.. now go and phone yer mama and tell her you're not coming home tonight!.. (doesn't work so good now that everyone has mobile phones!)

"You don't know me but I dreamt about you last night"

nice one

dont forget red moon im a dog scoooby doooby doooo

Don't believe that for 1 minute

ok, what about..

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

That one is a classic Stropz

Aye, I like it... I also like..

"well it's not going to s**k itself is it?" .. but that's only for the boys to use..

LOL

how about your dady must have been a baker cos ya got a nice set of buns

lmao.. and lovin that pic!

Makes me think of you exercising Stropz... LOL

oh christ.. ur not far wrong..

today,, in the park.. i had double probs.. cuz i was wearin a vest top.. hence holdin onto my bewbs.. and i forgot to put a belt on my jeans, which are a bit big for me, so they were fallin down whilst i was runnin around the park like a nutter!

I'm moving North... LOL

:elephant:haha

lmao.. my jeans were moving south!!!!!!!!!

Stropz..... you are wonderful..... LOL

I try my best ;-)

You do need to try ;-)

great kid so so :bouncy::bouncy::bouncy:

*takes a bow*

*holds onto her jeans*