The Official Joke Thread
 

Post your favorite jokes in here.

Jessica..

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.

LOL!

:laugh2:

Nothing will beat that

Instant win.

Jess he said your his favourite joke, I would take it as a compliment. ;)

I am!
Before his "internet broke" he said something about me in every comment, maybe he is going back to his old ways.

Sweetheart, give it up, he's just owned this thread. :hugesmile:

Shut up!

:joker:

Wake me up before you go-go
Don't leave me hanging on like a yo-yo
Wake me up before you go-go
I don't want to miss it when you hit that high
Wake me up before you go-go
'Cause I'm not plannin' on going solo

If I am a joke then I don't care!
At least everyone knows who I am.
If ye want to laugh at me ye can.
At least I am being myself and I have been myself from the beginning.
Enjoy the joke.

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I dont get all the Jess hate

These lyrics are such a fail. Try again.

Me either, she comes up with a few daft threads now and then but shes a lovely person.

They are not lyrics :bored:

She's nice but I got to say Jayson's joke was just awesome. :joker: No offence Jess but yeah...

It just purely owned this thread

that is all

Why you guys picking on Jess?

No one is picking on her lol What the hell are you on about ?

Right I must have imagined it :rolleyes:

Good.

Kids this is a joke thread not a messica hate thread.