Hollywood Beckons For Lesley
 

Well, Hollywood, Hereford, perhaps.

Lesley has been cast in a new film entitled Six Bend Trap, from Ironopolis Films (nothing to do with Avid Merrion, apparently). Her fellow 'stars' already cast include two blokes called Martin Owen and Vin Garbutt, Brookside's Barry Grant, Corrie's Tommy Harris, topless tarts Cathy Barry, Jodie Marsh, Linsey Dawn Mc.Kenzie & Jo Guest, Dave 'I'm hard, me' Courtney, Gemma Taylor - the runner-up from UK's Stongest Woman, 'comedy' duo and double glazing advertisers Cannon & Ball, Emmerdale's Mandy Dingle, Keith Harris and Cuddles The Monkey (poor Orville), and Sting ... the greyhound. Pete Posslethwaite, Ray Winston and, erm, Abi Titmus have also been approached. Coming straight to video near you, soon.

Another date for your diary: "I will be singing live on stage at Denby Dale Festival on 20th August in front of thousands of people alongside the likes of Lisa Scott Lee." I can't wait.

OMG!

Shocked!!

Although I'm pleased she didn't have to strip to make money...unlike most of the female housemates have had to.

Oh great, a washed-up ex-Steps member and Lesley singing in the same place. I'll remember to avoid that festival.

Set at a dog track you say?

Typecasting then really, isn't it?

Jodie Marsh, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Jo Guest, Abi Titmuss, Cannon & Ball, Keith Harris and Cuddles The Monkey? Sounds like one of the worst movies in history.

I really like Pete Postlethwaite and Ray Winston though - how on earth were they persuaded to be in it?

Good on her i say.

They hadn't when I posted that, Ruth - they'd just been approached. :thumbs:


A bag, I presume? :spin:

Ah, right. I should have read the post more carefully. I really hope they don't do it! It would ruin the memory of the films of theirs which I have enjoyed!

She was really good on bb i think

How about one of these?

She probably tried that, but no-one paid to see her.:laugh: