The Tibb Adoption Agency
 

There really should be a Tibb adoption agency where Tibbers who are sorted and organised can adopt Tibbers who are chaotic with their lives in ruins.

There are many folks on here who have terrible sleep patterns and diets as well of a host of "isms" or have too many electrical appliances in their bedsit, say, like Arista.

Please indicate below if you are "up for adoption" or are willing to adopt and perhaps you have names in mind?

Who needs adoption when you have abortion.

I've already adopted setanta. He is my little slave boy.

I need another one though. Trying to build up a collection. Must be age 15-30, attractive and up for a bit of S&M from time to time.

I'm up for adoption:P

lmao
I read that as 'Im up for abortion! :P'

Your sig would have been perfect had Roman been run over with a car as well. :P

You bring the dog collar, I bring the vaseline.

I'd like to be adopted :)

Your file is quite thick so anyone looking to adopt Stu needs to be in a long term relationship and have plenty money.

I dont want social services involved

Seriously though, another excellent ~condescending thread. Well done.

Must warm your balls up to know you are healthier than most TiBBers.

Think of it as pastoral.

LT is healthy for sure but he is not better than anyone, he is no one special. My only saving grace is my love for animals.

i`ll be up for adoption :D

I put your file with The Dogs Trust. They will be in touch shortly.

I bet a weekend on the tiles with you is an absoloute rollercoaster of a ride, LT.

My tiles are covered in snow now.

In my time in London my tiles were one big dove.

Oh, you're already tired of me are you? And here was me thinking I was special. I'm taking off these bloody yokes so.

Only if they abide by the Equality Bill.

do you mean Bill Clinton?

Yes

Oh you are special honey, but I'm not a one man woman. ;)

I hope you meam M&Ms for the 15-year-old. :p

I want to be adopted by Enid, all the booze and drugs possible. I'm not getting enough at the moment :(

I smell a twisted family brewing, here.

Indeed, move over the Gallaghers!!!