Mexican jokes are NOT funny
 

On the award winning Chris Moyles breakfast show today they did a stream of Mexican jokes taking the mick out of the accent and names. Is this not classified as racist is what I want to know.

Two of the jokes were

Q. What do you call a Mexican peeping-tom?
A. Senor Bitz

Q: What do you call a Mexican with his car stolen?
A: Carlos

Q:Why can't Mexicans be firemen?
A: They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b

and there was one about a bacon tree and a hambush but i forget

Chris Moyles is so inept in everything he does and so clinically unfunny, that he needs to find inane ways of offending people to sustain his worthless, overpaid media existence. (see Jonathan Ross)

Sorry but his longevity and listening figures beg to differ

What do you call an Italien with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

love that one hahahahaha

I'm sorry but I find all those jokes funny:shocked:

:joker:

what about Irish jokes?



An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were sitting in a bar enjoying a drink after a hard day working away from home.

“You know,” said the Scotsman, “I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there’s a wee bar called McManus’. The landlord there really knows how to look after the regulars. After you’ve bought 4 drinks, he will buy the 5th drink for you.”

“Reminds me of my old local, the Black Horse,” said the Englishman, “the guvnor there always gave me my third drink free.”

“That’s nothing,” said the Irishman. “Back home in Dublin there’s O’Malley’s Bar. As soon as you get through the door they’ll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then, when you’ve had plenty of drinks, they’ll take you upstairs and see that you get laid. All on the house.”

“Fantastic,” said the Englishman, “and this actually happen to you?”

“Not me, personally, no,” said the Irishman “but it did happen to my sister!”

His listening figures are high because of his crassness and affinity for cheap shock value, with none of the requisite wit or humour to back it up. Any media mediocrity can do this as long as they are good at attention-seeking. I hope you're happy that this cretin is still getting paid six figure sums while the BBC will be shutting down 6 music, Asian Network and cutting budgets for BBC4.

Best joke of the thread.

He has been doing the breakfast show for 6 or so years so i cant see how he can maintain 1200 shows on "cheap shock value"

His show is constantly funny and original hence he is the longest serving breakfast DJ in R1 history.

Who do you prefer?

he is one of yours

If you can't laugh at yourself....

Hey LT, did here about the two Scots who bet a pound on who could stay under water the longest. They’ both drowned.

Listeners aren't exactly spoiled for choice when it comes to radio on a morning. Young listeners are not going to gravitate to Radio 2. Radio 3 and and 6 don't have the mass market appeal and local radio DJ's, lets face it, are uniformly terrible. It's a captive audience.

I don't listen to a lot of radio on the morning, but my favourite Radio DJ's are Adam Buxton & Joe Cornish.

That is a racially motivated hate crime.:nono:





and actually they managed to resuscitate one so the whole joke falls flat

How did the Grand Canyon come about?
A Scotsman lost a sixpence.

Did you hear about the worst Irish aviation disaster... A light aircraft crashed into a grave yard, so far the police have recovered 800 bodies!

hehehehe

How do confuse an Irishman? Show him 2 shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Boom boom - the old ones are the best

The following was seen on a poster in Argyll:
DRINK IS YOUR ENEMY.
Adjacent to this was another poster which said:
LOVE YOUR ENEMY.

Oh I see the Scots are mean and drunk eh?


(who grassed us up is what I want to know)

lol don't worry atleast ye aren't stupid and drunk!

llllllllllllllolz

It's quite funny - the Germans tell Polish jokes and they are exactly the same ones British use about the Irish being thick.

I had to stop a German pal once to say I'd heard all his Polish/Irish jokes before.

Why did the mexican poison the lady's drink?

TEQUILA.