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Jords 10-03-2010 05:47 PM

JLS Condoms
 
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JLS spent hours fooling around at Bizarre's HQ yesterday - as well as masterminding a deal which has the potential to earn them thousands.
I hope the boss of Durex is reading because ASTON, MARVIN, JB and ORITSE want to flog their own range of condoms.

And making sure the single lads play safe is Aston's mum Siobhan. She provides them with a load of johnnies every few months.

Aston said: "It's all about staying safe. We all think so. My mum sends me down a stash and I dish them out to the lads so none of us have to worry.

"I'd really be up for doing some kind of campaign about safe sex."


The boys even came up with a name for their contraceptive line - Just Love Safe.

Brilliant.

Aston revealed they never take any chances in the bedroom. He said: "Some girls have condoms but we would never take them because you never know what may have been done to them. We don't want to be trapped." And Aston reckons their Just Love Safe could be in their own range of colours.

Perhaps they could go by their trademark stripes - blue for Aston, yellow for JB, green for Marvin and red for Oritse.

I bet it won't be long before they're thrashing out a deal.
Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...f-condoms.html

What lad would actually wear a condom associated with JLS? :joker:

Stephanie 10-03-2010 05:50 PM

pmsl. exactly.

LewisMarvel 10-03-2010 05:50 PM

Oh my god that is really funny i can't believe the mum stock's them up!

King Gizzard 10-03-2010 05:51 PM

And the majority of their fans are underage anyway


Silly prats

Twilight 10-03-2010 05:53 PM

Just wtf, when someone told me about this i thought they were joking LOL

Jack_ 10-03-2010 05:53 PM

Strangely enough, I actually thought about this idea a few months back, and was surprised they hadn't done something like it, considering all of their merchandise already.

It's a good idea, especially the safe sex campaign. There's endless teenage girls that would buy them, regardless of whether a boy would wear them or not, just for the pure fact it's associated with JLS & that they'd listen to anything they say.

Also, if a teenage girl can imagine she's having sex with one of them, thus wanting to do it more, I don't think many teenage guys are going to be complaining about wearing a JLS condom...

Though in saying that, I think it's either make or break really.

Scarlett. 10-03-2010 05:55 PM

It's very apt, since they are a bunch of cocks

Lewis. 10-03-2010 05:56 PM

It can either be a hit.. or a big miss. If their target audience are 11 - 16 year old girls.. although it is encouraging them to think safely when having sex, surely it is also making them think that under-age sex is a good thing?

Shaun 10-03-2010 05:56 PM

I bet the blue ones are for smaller men.

Lewis. 10-03-2010 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Chewy (Post 3073931)
It's very apt, since they are a bunch of cocks

:joker:

Jack_ 10-03-2010 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lewis. (Post 3073936)
It can either be a hit.. or a big miss. If their target audience are 11 - 16 year old girls.. although it is encouraging them to think safely when having sex, surely it is also making them think that under-age sex is a good thing?

Underage protected sex is better than underage unprotected sex.

Either way, it's going to happen. May as well promote it safely :p

CaraRawr 10-03-2010 05:58 PM

oh dear

Jords 10-03-2010 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 3073925)
Also, if a teenage girl can imagine she's having sex with one of them, thus wanting to do it more, I don't think many teenage guys are going to be complaining about wearing a JLS condom...

Would you really want your girlfriend thinking 'Oh baby its blue today, let me have it cheeky Aston'? I wouldnt.. :laugh:

LOL Chewy, I dont think theyre too bad, but this is a crazy idea imo.

Twilight 10-03-2010 05:58 PM

Whats next Sugababe tampons?

Lewis. 10-03-2010 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 3073942)
Underage protected sex is better than underage unprotected sex.

Either way, it's going to happen. May as well promote it safely :p

I suppose.. Most people have had sex by the time they are 14/15 these days anyway..

Jack_ 10-03-2010 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Jords (Post 3073945)
Would you really want your girlfriend thinking 'Oh baby its blue today, let me have it cheeky Aston'? I wouldnt.. :laugh:

Not particularly, but I myself can't exactly promise I'm not at some point going to imagine it's someone else...:joker:

\PJ/ 10-03-2010 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Twilight (Post 3073946)
Whats next Sugababe tampons?

aha!!!!

Jords 10-03-2010 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Twilight (Post 3073946)
Whats next Sugababe tampons?

:joker:

Bet the Sugababes are gutted they didnt think of this sorta idea before.

bbfan1991 10-03-2010 06:03 PM

You only get one shot to make everybody in love or for them to beat again, the beats killing me!:joker:.

I like JLS really but this is PMSL time:laugh:.

Chels 10-03-2010 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jords (Post 3073945)
Would you really want your girlfriend thinking 'Oh baby its blue today, let me have it cheeky Aston'? I wouldnt.. :laugh:

LOL Chewy, I dont think theyre too bad, but this is a crazy idea imo.

pmsl we were talking about this today.
my friend jemma was saying imagine turning round to your boyfriend and saying right we're using marvin tonight :joker:

Stephanie 10-03-2010 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Chels (Post 3073956)
imagine turning round to your boyfriend and saying right we're using marvin tonight :joker:

pmsl! :L

Chels 10-03-2010 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Jack_ (Post 3073948)
Not particularly, but I myself can't exactly promise I'm not at some point going to imagine it's someone else...:joker:

lmfao!
can't say i haven't done that myself :laugh:

bbfan1991 10-03-2010 06:05 PM

Marvin's favourite day is a Saturday:p:D.

Stephanie 10-03-2010 06:06 PM

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Aston said: "It's all about staying safe. We all think so. My mum sends me down a stash and I dish them out to the lads so none of us have to worry.
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

Jack_ 10-03-2010 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Chels (Post 3073960)
lmfao!
can't say i haven't done that myself :laugh:

Exactly, I'd say most people will do it at some point :joker:

& ROFL at their mum bringing down a 'stash', oh dear.


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