What astrological sign are you?
 

What star sign are you?
I am Pisces the bull.

I'm king of the zodiac.

Bow.

Gemini The Twins II

Sagittarius

Cancerian here.

Cancerians look like crabs. They have a tough exterior & a soft interior. They are snappy and they walk sideways.

Libra - Indecesive or am I?

Sagitarrians are horsefaced. They have strange equine walks & they love archery. They have horsey laughs and they love munching on apples & sugar cubes.

Librans are indecisive. They see both sides of any question. All Librans are bisexual. Libra is an air sign - all librans love flying.

Eh, no, yes, yes, sometimes and no. Don't think astrology is your thing darling. Thank God I didn't pay for this sitting.

lol, cheers Karezza, your knowledge is endless!

All Geminis are multiple personalities. They lie at every opportunity and they cannot be trusted. All Siamese twins are Geminis. Gemini is an air sign - all pilots are Geminis.

That's true. Very indecisive and allow others to influence them too much sometimes.

Wheres my reading lol.

And mine? :(

Leo.

Leo the lion :p

Pisces the fish!

This astrological stuff is crap, but then again us Scorpios are cynics.


Scorpio: The best shag in the Zodiac

utter fact.

All Leos look like lions. They roar with laughter. They have large manes & they love raw meat. They are proud and violent. They are represented by the tarot trump Strength.

Never mess with a Leo.

Aquarius.

...bit slippery? I don't know/care.

Leo's are pussies.

Scorpios are dark & deadly. They are a water sign and love swimming. They can be violent and always have a stink in the tale. They are represented by the tarot trump Death. A

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I couldn't wait to see how you'd troll this one :hugesmile:

Pisces is the 12th & final sign of the Zodiac. It is well known that Pisces is the most attractive & intelligent sign - Einstein was a pisces. They make the best swimmers and they always refuse to eat fish. Pisces is the sign of Christianity - Jesus was a Piscean. Pisces is the most evolved sign.