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Mrluvaluva 12-03-2010 11:55 AM

Jesus Christ appears in student's frying pan
 


A student from Lancashire is convinced that a kitchen nightmare brought him face to face with Jesus Christ in his frying pan.


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Toby Elles says he was frying some bacon after a boozy night but fell asleep with the hob on.

If it wasn’t for holy smoke filling the room, the slumbering bank worker might never have woken up.

He quickly turned the heat off and lifted the food – to find a slightly crispy Christ staring back at him, complete with distinctive flowing locks, beard and gentle gaze.

There is also a crown of thorns but we think that may have been added with a few deft strokes of a spatula.

‘My housemates and I had a few beers earlier in the evening. I thought I would snack before going to bed and, as it was cooking, I decided to take a rest on the couch,’ said Mr Elles, of Salford, Lancashire. ‘When I woke up about an hour later the room was full of smoke.’

‘If it wasn’t for the smoke of the bacon burning this onto the pan it could have been a very bad situation, perhaps someone’s looking over me,’ Mr Elles mused.

But he has vowed not to clean up the resulting Messiah, preferring to keep it as a memento.

‘It’s become quite a talking point. I have even thought I might get a glass cabinet to put it in,’ he added.


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Niamh. 12-03-2010 12:04 PM

If I was Jesus, I'd apprear on frying pans too.

30stone 12-03-2010 12:04 PM

Id of eaten it.
Yummy.

Dr.Gonzo 12-03-2010 12:09 PM

The King of Jews manifests from bacon fat... ironic.

Niamh. 12-03-2010 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Gonzo (Post 3078578)
The King of Jews manifests from bacon fat... ironic.

:laugh2:

Crimson Dynamo 12-03-2010 12:40 PM

as these go

that is a beauty

setanta 12-03-2010 12:43 PM

Looks more like Scary Spice from Bo' Selecta to me.

Niamh. 12-03-2010 12:47 PM

ahahahahaha, it does James!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EmUidIgTDT...ecta+mel+b.jpg
http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...avulrm/2-4.jpg

Mrluvaluva 12-03-2010 05:50 PM

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...avulrm/2-5.jpg

Patrick 12-03-2010 05:56 PM

Right except Jesus isnt real.

Niamh. 13-03-2010 10:17 AM

was it Good Fryday when this happened boom boom

Patrick 13-03-2010 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niamhxo (Post 3082296)
was it Good Fryday when this happened boom boom

:joker:

Ninastar 13-03-2010 10:28 AM

Maybe he was hungry?


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