What is your T minus time?
 

It is T minus 3 hours until I crack open a pint can of stella here in my office and T minus 3.5 hours until I bring along Mr Stella's best buddy, Mr Whisky to join the party.:elephant:

but what is your T minus time and what is it to?

T minus 1 hour 40mins till I finish work

T minus 4 hours 40mins till I crack open a bottle of vino

kids to bed. suicide hour complete. reach for the grape based medication. :hugesmile:

Day off today - so one big relax for me!

who is covering your shift at the prison?

I was wondering where you had escaped to! :hugesmile:

hence my request for the 5 white sheets instead of my duvet:hugesmile:

hehe, yep!

Hope you haven't picked up any bad habits from Manky Marcus! :hugesmile:

Do you always talk complete and utter sheeite Leather?

T is a time stamp the time of a significant moment or event. from which other related timings are referenced.

T minus is time leading up to that significant event, T plus is the time afterwards.

Because in your statement t minus 3 hours is when you open your first stellar and T minus 3.5 is when you lay into the whisky, this would indicate you drink the whisky then start on the stellar. (how barbaric is that)

For example you could pick 6pm on a friday as being the start of a weekend.
At T minus 3 hours I prepare the stellar( 3pm place it in the fridge to chill)
At T (6pm) time I crack the neck of the first stellar
At T plus 30 minutes I introduce Mr Bells/Glen Fiddich to Mr Stellar.

stella lol

seems like you started already..

Not on that belgium pap, no.

Renewed an old acquaintanceship with a certain Arthur Guinness. And this evening we will be having a chat with a certain Mr Talisker from the Isle of Skye if that spicey old Morgan doesnt pop in.

Talisker is excellent. All you need now is a cuban

Most definately not. The girlfriend may pop round about 7. There would be helll to pay if she caught me up to my nuts in guts with a dusky caribbean maiden.

It's worrying me now Shas - I had counted on LT manning the SAMs in case we got buzzed again by those pesky white military jumbos. Avoid Elgin Town Centre tonight at all costs.

This Stella is going down a treat, but wait I hear a distant siren call...

yes, its the whisky calling, hark...hear her beautiful song. why she is telling me to drink her rudely and watch American Idol..

that pesky whisky has got it ALL worked out

Oh I intend to. Friday nights the place is crawling with filth, a very tempting target for anarchaic muslim freedom fighters. They are just so easy to spot in their trendy so bright it hurts the eyes High Visability Waistcoats.

Besides I think I still have some warrants outstanding.

My T minus time elapsed about 30 mins ago.

This is the first time I heard of "T minus time",,,.

Could I say;
T minus 10 minutes to the part two Coronation Street.
(I am a great fan of Corrie. Working class. :hugesmile:)

Stella would you take me home LOL<3

Can you operate SAMs after a few Stellas/whiskys LT? Or am I fooked and should hide in my fallout shelter?