Gary Barlow cheated 57 times
 

On mario kart:bawling:

OMG Gary, cheating bastard.

LOL :p

I thought sleeping around with groupies was one of the joys of being in a boyband?

Isnt that what makes it a dream job for many boys?

omg, i looked at this earlier, didnt get it...
i do now though :laugh2:

BOYband. They all slept with the groupies back in the day,but they're men now,with wifes and children. Shouldn't be doing it.

Oh and haha very original :p I knew it was a joke anyways,I didn't go to bed till nearly half 5,I already knew all the news,lol.

Gary is a Saint!

Bastard I knew something was wrong when he kept getting blue shells :sad:

How do u know that he's been cheating, and with who?

:|

oh honey, read x

pmsl

can you imagine if this was his wife LOL

:laugh2:

His wife's name is Dawn,not Tessa :p

Woah old thread,all that Mark stuff seems like a lifetime ago.

it could be an undercover name :nono:

It's not an undercover name, and by the way how do u know hes been cheating 57 times

Wikileaks top secret documents were released xo

tessa79 - this thread is a parody posted around the same time news of Mark Owen's affairs surfaced :) Princess (the poster above) is a big fan of Take That and was upset about the revelation, so GhettoSuperstar started this thread a couple of days later to poke fun at her I guess (the post says "At Mario Kart", implying he's been cheating at Mario Kart, not having affairs :p)

Maybe she doesn't know what 'Mario Kart' is? Not everyone plays video games.

Basically Tessa, it's a rare known fact that Gary Barlow is gay. He has a wife and kids, but on this online community a member here had an affair with Gary Barlow. A few months ago he (Mario Kart) told us how he had an affair with Gary Barlow.

Luckily the story wasn't picked up by the mainstream Tabloids as Mario Kart refused to sell his story. Please keep this quiet Tessa hon xoxo

rofl judas

How do u know he is telling the truth Judas
And by the way what does rofl means?