Is This the Best Joke in the World?
 

Article from today's Sun:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,5-2001581773,00.html

My favourites are the second funniest joke, and the Swedish effort.

What you do think? If you disagree with all of them, what is your favourite joke? (Keep it clean, please!!)

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I must have a weird sense of humour. None of those jokes made me laugh :nono:

I don't want to post my jokes as I don't think they are suitable for this board!

Mark

I quite liked the french one, but none of them were hugely funny.

Someone out there must have some funnier ones. Let's see if we can make each other laugh before Christmas. :lol:

We need Brian's sense of humour, I'm sure he could think of loads. :spin:

I think I'm just weird, I liked the worst one best!!!!!

I sort of agree with you.

The "funny" ones made me say "yeah hilarious joke"

But the not funny ones made me snigger under my breath as they are so ridiculous!

Mark:laugh:

To be honest only one or two made me smirk. how about this.
Name a bird with a long neck?

Naomi Campbell!

:nono:

The following offerings will probably only raise a titter but at least I've made an effort, haha! :laugh:

Eleven criminals have just escaped from a prison in Ireland by using a helicopter. Police have set up road blocks! :conf:


The go-go dancer was so bad everyone said she was more like a gone-gone dancer! :colour:

"Mummy, there's a man with a bill at the door". "Don't be silly dear, it must be a duck with a hat on!". :spin2:

"Why are you so angry?" "Because it's all the rage".

Oh dear I'd better stop there, they'll only get worse!

:blush:

Whilist on the subject of cheesy jokes heres one

A man runs out of jail, down the road shouting "Im free" "Im free"

He runs round the corner and past a boy who says

"So what - im 4"

:hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::huges mile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile:: hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesm ile::hugesmile:

Mark:spin2:

It's not even the best joke in our house!!

Come on then, susieq - what is the best joke in your house? :dance: :colour: :dance:

It has to be better than this one, I'm sure. (Apologies in advance to anyone of a squeamish disposition!!)

Q. What is red and green and goes round and round at 100 m.p.h?
A. Kermit in a liquidiser.

OOOOps, sorry - I did warn you. :colour: :blush: :colour:

Oh Kaz, I'll have some of that please? yum! :shocked:

What do you get if you cross a herd of cows with an emergency?
Udder chaos!

What did Snow White say when the chemist lost her film?
"Some day my PRINTS will come!"

Darling, whisper something soft and gooey in my ear."
"LEMON MERINGUE PIE!"

When thousands of bottles of perfume were stolen from a shop, the police were quick to take up the scent.

She was only the police constable's daughter, but she let the chief inspector!

"Somebody stop me?"


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MORE PLEASE!!!!!!

These are great! :joker:

I much prefer stupid jokes to supposedly funny ones!

STUPID? humph!!! surely you can't be referring to my masterpieces can you?, hehe!!! (you're right, the stupid ones are the best!) :colour:

the link is not working?

This thread was made when Andrei Kanchelskis, Giovanni Van Bronckhorst, Tore Andre Flo and the King Lovenkrands were at Rangers

Why does it say the thread was posted on the 20th December 2001, but the OP registered nearly a year afterwards?

It was made on the exact same day Nicholas Anelka signed for us on loan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liverpo...1-02#Transfers

Deleted a few posts.

Seriously guys does every thread need to end in an argument? This thread has been around for years and the minute you lot start posting in it, it turns into a slanging match.

Why are you even bringing up old threads.

gives the mods something to do and keeps the forum from dying on its collective arse

2001 wow :shocked:

There was a forum crash of some kind that changed all the sign up dates from a certain period, the thread date is correct.

Sign of the times Josie.

Like literally, Sign of how innocent and nice TiBBers were back in 2001 and now in 2011 everyone wants to see eachother dead.

%Josy


[I couldn't find the star sign to correct your name so you'll make do with a Percentage sign]