would you vote for derek as an MP?
 

he seems a good lad, and the most popular Tory.

so if he stood as your local MP, would YOU vote for him?

erm, depends on his manifesto :spin2:

Nah I'm no Tory fan at all. Plus after seeing how devious he was in the house, I wouldn't want him running the country. If you did something to displease him he would have you killed.

Yes I would vote for Derek

He's a bigot, and he's a tory. I'd never vote for him, regardless of what he may promise to do. People like Derek are parasites, and beneath contempt.

sorry im not a tory

but i think i would buy his childrens books for the kids in my class

Even if I was old enough to vote, I would never vote for him. :bored:

i would never vote 4 derek:nono:

I don't vote Tory, so the answer would have to be no. But in any event, I wouldn't vote for anyone just because they were famous - I'd want to know what they were planning to do if they got in.

I probably would Derek's a right legend and has to be better then Blair

I'd want to know his plans for the country first, then I'd decide whether to vote for him...

i would but im not english or old enough

I would not vote for Derek even if i was Tory voter. The Tory party has enough imbeciles in it's team without encouraging an even bigger one to stand.....:devil:

i dont live in eng

I would probably vote for Derek but only because he had been on Big Brother

QUESTION:would i vote for derek as a mp?
ANSWER: errrr NO!!!

I would if he wasnt a tory.

the tories may never regain power in this country

Oh well may as well come out as a Conservative.

<cue gasps and shaking heads> :bored:

Its only because of the constituency boundaries in the North of England which is predominently Labour and the anti-Tories in Scotland that they are out of government. Remember the Conservatives polled more votes in England than Labour but finished up with 60 or so less seats.

Politics needs people in the House Of Commons who are going to speak out on issues without tip-toeing around evading questions, and thats why I believe Derek would be a welcome addition as an MP because hes not one to mince his words. And just because he is an MP doesn't automatically guarantee him a cabinet post. He would need to work for that.

*ducks to dodge the flying pigs, and crosses the street to avoid the band playing believe it if you like* POPPYCOCK! The tories aren't in office because of weak leadership and the fact that they campaigned with a manifesto of racism, bigotry, and plans to dismantle the NHS.

And, of course, Derek is going to completely reverse the status quo, isn't he? After all, he's not the brown-nosing, obsequious lickspittle type at all ... The ability to browbeat a couple of simpering, walking bikini hangers, slither unctuously all over men young enough to be his children and harbouring a blatant hatred of his intellectual superior for being comfortable in his own skin are just the qualities we’ve been crying out for in UK politics. :bored:

No, he just mispronounces them and uses them in the wrong context.

And grass is green and the sky blue. Well, there's a first time for everything, I suppose.

Basic conservatism: racism, misogyny, homophobia and one-upmanship. Xenophobia, bigotry and intolerance. Minuscule tax cuts to appease the working class backbone of the nation, massive tax cuts for the old-school-tie brigade feeding on the marrow of the needy, and then privatise everything in sight and sell it back to the people that already owned it in the first place to foot the bill.

true dat

Oh, a political debate.

No, I don't vote right wing.

You do know that Derek supports Fox Hunting? He had a semi argument about it with good old Mary.

Wow. Well said CharlotteSometimes well said and that is the whole truth and nothing but the truth......

does his colour impede on your judgement??

eewwww
 

Vile idea, Derek as PM.

Never in a million years.