etiquette driving guide or do we need more road rage ?
 

this was on the news this morning. i put this fun poem togther to show the problems we are faceing and the things most of us do when we drive lol

the joe is just hopeing i am not driving you lot on big brother message board up the wall.




lady's and gentlemen < Joe's etiquette driving guide



first and foremost the joe dose not want to be rude,

so please read my etiquette guide, to put you in a good driving mood.

your passenger is your queen or king,

so open the door and tell them to belt up, humour it will bring.

god forbid if you was to go a little of track,

and if your passenger says one word, let loose and crack.

bib and hoot every little bit of skirt,

and drive through the red light districts for some dirt.

do not give way to busses and park on every double yellow,

road rage is the key to driving and to keeping you mellow.

of course your lady can get ready and use the mirrors to put on her slap,

dignity is priceless, that's why she's flashing her gap.

there's only one correct speed you can comprehend,

as quick as possible, even round the bend.

drinking and drug taking has to be done with caution,

and if you can still walk,allow one more portion.

fragrances must be put on heavily to cerate a smell you can not shift,

and singing karaoke will help spirits lift.

as i have demonstrated men will be chivalrous and woman lady like,

and after you have read joes etiquette driving guide, you might just opt for your bike.

I think I've become a fan of Joe's poetry :)

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My son -in-law Joe and daughter Stacy are great

Hello Joe, hi everyone

Happy Easter (Holiday)!

I hope the weather will be nice, well at least till Monday:)

the joe is now so happy greatful and buzzing < you really are a loverly lot on bigbrother message board :blush: