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30-04-2010 01:47 AM |
Shortly after the Great War ended, Mark and a bunch of his croneys sat down in a public house in Margate and whilst waiting on the slops bucket at the end of a great day of white water three card brag read the completed revised version of Nostradamus' prophecies.
Mark disagreed with one interpretation and saw himself as a leader of Internet Warriors, fighting for justice and the Armenian way of life. He set upon paper his plans for a great interchange of drivel.
In the year 1492 Columbo discovered masturbation which came as a relief for millions of fustrated self abusers. This was to set the scene for fantastic advances in technology. the great English president Harold Wilson decided to withdraw the slate and chalk of modern education and introduced laptops to all school pupils.
Mark then opened a website however the numbers of members remained relatively small, so small in fact you could count them on two hands(one if you lived in norfolk). Initally there was a minor problem in the fact that there was no internet. After much debating mark saw within his disciples a fellow leader a boy called James, Mark groomed james to follow in his footsteps, that is why they both walk with the same stooped gait.
James knew a man called Logie Baird and after a bog snorkelling session together in the Princess Diana Memorial Fountain LB invented the internet. Mark came out on the internet. A new star was born. In the meantime Robert Louis Stevenson invented the High Speed passenger train and internet communication was born.
Suddenly all these sites followed Marks leads and because they were talking about TV programs, Sky invented cable television. It wasnt long before those money grabbing b*stards at Oxfam came up with the idea of putting a handful or two relative strangers in a house giving them lots of booze and letting them get to it.
The rest as they say is history.
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