When you're home alone...
 

Do you ever get the feeling someone is stalking you? http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/...6651391?ref=ts

I proper do. XD If I hear a noise I get really paranoid and think someone's gonna kill me.

I use to..

Now its just like when im Home Alone I take the oppertunity to turn on the porn, turn it up and wank away.

But when I hear the slightest thing I literally jump up and get so paranoid, and then its just somthing stupid like the door blew open.

LOL

A door blowing open isn't suspicious? :p

Never ever.

Sounds like you have an overactive imagination.

LOL

Its freaky sometimes, especially at night but its usually with the window wide open it causes it :joker:

I feel so stupid though when your 'Doing your thing' and somthing stops you and you get up to go check it out and its nothing and then you realise you've wasted your time :joker:

^You have no shame talking about... that... publicly...

Patrick, please just stop talking about your filthy habits. Some of us are eating.

Cheers.

:joker:

I would love to see someone come uninvited into my house if i was there.

How would you react?

Like a total stranger?

Especially if it were a naked blond woman between 18-30. :joker:

Depends which room I am in when they walked in, ask what they were doing there and take it from there.

tell her "No! You gorgeous piece of nubile womanhood get out of here now" while ushering her out of the front door after wrapping a dressing gown round her hot lithe body. (where is the drooling smiley when you need it?)

Too much information thanks! You and Manky Marcus should get together and play - secretly!

Ugh patrick thats a bit to much information...

I have to agree with Patrick on this. When I'm home alone it turns into a wankfest:wavey:

Ewww, i know its natural, but still why do people feel the need to talk about it so much:/

Sad really!

Prudes:hugesmile:

I find people talking about wanking funny, but only in Small doses LOL. I have a feeling Wombai wouldn't like Atl's sense of humour:P they joke about dicks and sex to much lol.

Not really, I try not to leave my room though as our house is [supposedly] haunted & my housemates have reported weird things [bags shuffling, weird noises etc] so I tend to stay in the room.

Not prudish - just totally uninteresting!

Why would you feel the need to share with an internet forum - just typical male attention-seeking crap!

LOL you'd dislike ATL so much:P

Whatever:pat:
You obviously lead a very sheltered life:thumbs:

No - I'm just secure enough in myself - that I don't feel the need to prove anything! :rolleyes:

LOLz