Went to see ol' Jezza Kyle today
 

And saw a bunch of chavs arguing, it was pretty funny xD its a lot smaller than in real life (as always) and for some reason, Jezza looked taller

and on a side note, I could see the end of Coronation Street at the top of the road xD

I bet you more excited about Corrie than anything else :p

LOL Laura :tongue:

Aww you should have told us in advance. I need someone to deliver a sharp blow to the back of his head for me.

LOL What were their 'issues' this time?

Hell yes! xD

From what I remember

3 were DNA tests and one was about a daughter who met her mum for the first time in 16 years, then only wanted money xD

ugh i hate jeremy kyle especially when he is like all i care about is this unborn child when he doesnt give a fcuk lol

ah, that's amazing! i love Jeremy Kyle, he's so cool.

What was the result of the DNA test then? Chewy, are you the childs father?

I'm surprised you survived, Jeremy Kyle gives off almost lethal amounts of *****y-ness.

I thought he would be nicer off screen, but he still seemed quite cocky

Tore into you and told you "to put something on the end of it in future" then?

Haha, Haha, Haha, No.

Okay so suddenly you think you know what Jeremy Kyle thinks?
Yeah okay then.

lmao, no I was in the audience, I'd never go ON the show xD

he did say that line twice in the show though xD

yeah i do actually ive been ****ing him for six months and he says he loves me but doesnt wanna leave his wife, its all on his show next week :thumbs:

:laugh2:

Oh, also, he mentioned he got back today from the US, he was filming the US version of his show xD

BOO the ash cloud should hav come and gobbled him up :devil:

btw i meant booooooo not boo as in pikaboo

Nah the ash cloud decided to bow to your superior ability

shush you turd