Chat-Up Lines
 

Let's hear your best lines..

Do you polish your underwear with Mr Sheen.. cuz I can see myself in ur pants!

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?

Is someone at the door, or is that just my heart pounding at the sight of you?:love:

Here's 10p.. go and call yer mamma and tell her ur not coming home tonight!

(Note: That one is obviously old since everyone has moblie phones nowadays, but I actually used that line back in the day! Ha Ha.. )

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Neither do I, but it broke the ice!

Does this cloth smell of chloroform to you? (ok, a wee bit sick!)

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

You're just like a parking ticket - you've got 'Fine' written all over you!

You might as well sleep with me, because I am going to tell all mates that you did anyway.

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

someone should call heven - theres an angel missing

Are you tired, because you've been running through my mind all day...

lol there you go again trying to chat me up

LOL, you?! I was only saying one I knew... :rolleyes:

lol ok then - your still playing hard to get then

This one's for the guys...

*looks down* Well, it's not going to suck itself is it?

:laugh: Sorry, I couldn't resist that one!

LMAO... :laugh:...ongoing thing this, eh? :wink:

You used that on me last night!:shocked:

lol :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

OMG no I didn't! :shocked:

He liessss!

Shocking indeed :nono:

lol wouldent put it past her

:conf:

Please explain this one stropz in more detail....

Me lie? Never:wink:

lol i think we might need pics as well to help

ask Davie.. :rolleyes:

Don't u start Simon.. makin me out to be a corruptive influence hahahaha!!!

Some of you are way worse than me!!!

Whateverr...:whistle: