Yo\' Mama
 

Well we have an insults thread, but because these insults seem to be plentiful (and very useful may I add) we decided to set up a thread dedicated to these insults only!

So what are your favourite "Yo' Mama" insults?

Yo' mama's so fat she comes from both sides of the family.

Yo Mama so fat she left the house in high-heels and came back in flip-flops.:joker:

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!

Yo' Mama so nasty that when she got in the bath the water got out.:laugh:

Yo Momma's so fat, that she was born on the 8th, 9th and 10th of July!

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Yo' Mama's belt size is the equator.

Yo' Mama is so ugly that when she put's her face in dough she makes monster cookies.

Yo mamma's so fat that she became the center of the solar system.

Yo mama so fat.....

.when she goes on the scale, it says "to be continued"

you mama so ugly they made her birthday on howoleen

Yo momma is so fat when she has sex, she has to give directions!

Yo mama's so fat the whales started singing 'We Are Family'

:hugesmile: Im lovin this thread

yo mama is so stupid thta she pissed herself in the tolit

I cant think of any :blush:

yo mamma is so bald, that she only has two strands of hair on her whole entire body! and there both located on the tip of her left nipple

Yo' Mama is so fat that when she sat down in class she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow dress people start shouting TAXI, TAXI! :laugh:

yo mama is so fat she looks like a stranded whale on the beach and can be mistaken for an adventure playground:joker:

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

yo mammma:bouncy:

:hugesmile: Best one yet :laugh:

yo mama is a milf

Yo mamma is so fat, she uses a puch bag for a tampon.

Yo mamma is so stupid that she thought rio de janerio was a person.

Yo mamma is so fat that her ass is the size of the grand canyon.

Yo mamma is so stupid, she is afraid of the mouse on you computer.

Thats all i can think off.

yo mammma lol

yo mamma so stupid she stared at a orange jucie carton because it said concentrate

yo mamma so old they didnt teach history when she was at school

Yo mamma is so ugly she scared all the babies when she had you.

Yo mamma is so stupid she thought eggs came from chickens.

You mamma is so stupid she put the turkey in the microwave.

Yo mamma's so fat the neighbours thought free Willie was a homemade video

Yo mamma's BO so bad people look forward to her farts