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Big brother 2010 housemates leaked
This is this year's line-up which has been leaked on Facebook:
Rosemary - 54 - white businesswoman. Krishna - 29 - Gurkha. Siobhan - 23 - porn star. Jason - 34 - gay barman. Seamus - 23 - Irish dwarf. Samballah - 22 - Nigerian asylum seeker. Shelley - 27 - beautiful artist. Nigel - 47 - former spy. Abimelech - 28 - bearded Rabbi. Hamish - 21 - unemployed from Dumbarton. Stephen - 57 - American in a wheelchair. Harry - 24 - philosopher. Sean - 25 - paranoid schizophrenic. Victoria - 29 - elegant Conservative councillor. Ursula - 19 - South African pole dancer. |
LOL. This first of a few different lists I fear :)
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LOL! Probably fake but i'm liking this list haha
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I want Ursula to win.
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If it is being 'ironic' and making a joke out of fake 'leaked lists' then I like it.
If it was a sincere attempt then it sucks. |
hahahaha 'elegant Conservative councillor'
I see it was written by you then :P |
would...make sense...if asylum seekers were eligible?
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LOL That Plus C4 wouldn't dare put a paranoid schizophrenic in the house, gurl pls |
What facebook did it get leaked on
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Oh this would be a great series if it was real.
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I can just imagine a paranoid schizophrenic locked up in the house...
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sean to win! Lol
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Teh Real List Leaked:
============ Jerri, 31, Single Mum from Liverpool, Hairdresser, Orange, UFC Ladies Fighter. Katey, 22, sweet Brunette from Manchester, Dating, Tesco's Cashier. Darmysiah Hadryiana Sulmissianna Ledarnya: four 20-something women who are varying degrees of ethnicity (or maybe not, youre not sure) and who's names you will get confused until nobody is really sure which is which and none of them will have any outstanding personality to help you anyways. David, Mike, Paul: Three lads all 22 who all seem to be from the same university pub yet are all unemployed and suppose they may become models but get a free summer to lay about and none really have any personalities either. Darryl: 27, flaming gay, found in Davina's nightclub, coke habit not mentioned on BB, squeals too much. John, 34, plumber from Swansea. An 'everyman'. He has no idea how the hell he got in this house other than being the 'father figure' role and intends to be 100% forgettable as he is unceremoniously voted out in week 2 or 3. Zach, 25, gorgeous young man, modeling, arrogant and a bit of a cruel streak. Winner Sammi, 21, bubbly bleach blonde who plays a bit of a silly titbird and is arranged to start 'dating' smug bad-boy Zach who will 'cheat on her' with another HM and be smug about the cheating but swears to be loyal to her from then on, Zach is booted out but in the press he is caught with another woman again. Sammi wins BB at that moment but must wait for 6 weeks to collect her winnings. OH and don't forget: Darbynell: 25, Uni student, witless and unintentionally hilarious, Sri Lankan, hapless, not unattractive. ============================= There you have it - the REAL leaked list! |
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My moneys on the leprechaun
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oi oi oi! Theyre making fake lists now?!
Rabbi to win! Ah if only it was a stereotypical American Rabbi from NYC. |
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A paranoid schizophrenic going into the BB house as though they would let that happen. :rolleyes: I kind of believed it until I saw that.
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Aha! Wish this was real. They sound so itnresting!
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