Sausage alert
 

Eating processed meat such as sausages increases the likelihood of heart disease, according to a Harvard University study.

:shocked:

Really? awwwww I like a good sausage stu!!

Processed meat, it just sounds wrong.

Actual ingredients of a mystery meat sausage:

brain nodules, sperm, snot, testicle particles, anus, blood, vomit & lard.

I don't like any of those.

Everything would kill you
in your eyes.



Wrong I have Salad with it.

http://littlevegansteps.files.wordpr...02/sausage.jpg

Don't knock it until you have tried it.

You don't like a bit of fried anus?? what??? I'm nearly sure you said you loved boiled snot once as well

Nothing more I like after a long day than wrapping my tongue around some nice, hot anus.

I've tasted some of them but I'm not saying which ones :D

:laugh:

even Julian Clary is cringing.

Boy George is still looking relatively nonplussed though.

I had 2 square soz for my lunch as i watched Bargain Hunt and shouted at the telly.
Tonight I will cycle 40 miles and then have a 3 fingers worth bloody mary


can someone tell me how all that will affect my heart?

Are you cycling to Iceland in pursuit of the white military jumbos? If so, don't put too many processed frozen meals in your cycle basket.

Doesnt Mary mind?