Short Questionnaire
 

I'm a big fan of Inside the Actors Studio and one of the most interesting parts of the programme is when James Lipton concludes his interview with this questionnaire. So yeah, would like some of the members here to have a crack at it.

1.What is your favorite word?
2.What is your least favorite word?
3.What turns you on?
4.What turns you off?
5.What sound or noise do you love?
6.What sound or noise do you hate?
7.What is your favorite curse word?
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9.What profession would you not like to do?
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

1.What is your favorite word? Bohemian
2.What is your least favorite word? Inevitable
3.What turns you on? Cute smile
4.What turns you off? Aggression
5.What sound or noise do you love? Bass
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Hoover :@
7.What is your favorite curse word? Fiddle Sticks
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Artist
9.What profession would you not like to do? Office work
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Allah Akbar! Nah only kidding, come on in :laugh:

1.What is your favorite word? Aperture
2.What is your least favorite word? Fun
3.What turns you on? Enid
4.What turns you off? Enid
5.What sound or noise do you love? Ambient factory noise.
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Children playing.
7.What is your favorite curse word? Scheiße
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Architecture
9.What profession would you not like to do? Service
10.This was a dumb question.

1. Serendipity
2. *****
3. Long, lazy summer days with my family
4. Selfish arrogant people
5. A baby chuckling
6. Other people's crap music blaring out of car windows
7. ***** and all its derivatives
8. Archaeologist
9. Dentist
10. "What took you so long, I've been waiting here a 100 years".

1.What is your favorite word? quite - it's...so British and me.
2.What is your least favorite word? anything that ends in an ump sound. particularly jump - for what it means it's unnecessarily heavy to say.
3.What turns you on? sexually or perking me up? former, treasure trails. the latter, music.
4.What turns you off? dishes...I'll gladly do any chore as long as it isn't that. I am NOT cleaning someone else's mess.
5.What sound or noise do you love? alarms, church bells in the distance, birdsong, the second David Bowie opens his mouth.
6.What sound or noise do you hate? drills. magpies. white noise.
7.What is your favorite curse word? prick or twat.
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? I have none, so journalism. Would actually like to try my hand at a few though - teaching, writing, maybe even music.
9.What profession would you not like to do? oh...anything out at sea. I'm not a fan, even if there are certain stereotypes some sailors might follow
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "I'm sorry."

Loved this show!!

1.What is your favorite word? Rigamortis
2.What is your least favorite word? Widge
3.What turns you on? Women
4.What turns you off? Bitches
5.What sound or noise do you love? Plane taking off
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Knife on a plate
7.What is your favorite curse word? ****
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Gambler
9.What profession would you not like to do? Toilet Cleaner
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Bars to the left, coke is on the table.

Rigamortis is a good one Joseph. How can a word that sounds so cool mean something so horrid?

1.What is your favorite word? Harsh
2.What is your least favorite word?Dork
3.What turns you on?Nice arms
4.What turns you off?really skinny men
5.What sound or noise do you love?the sound of the ocean
6.What sound or noise do you hate?Drills/nails on a black board
7.What is your favorite curse word?Sh1t Bag
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?Estate Agent
9.What profession would you not like to do?Fisherman/woman
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Let me bring you to your friends and family

isn't Rigor Mortis two words?

Nope

Edit: Might be lol

I know, just love the way it rolls off your tongue lol

Actually, it might be but I'll let Joseph away with it because, you have to admit yourself, it sounds brilliant.

1.What is your favorite word? Glitter.
2.What is your least favorite word? Sausage.
3.What turns you on? Blue eyes.
4.What turns you off? Too skinny.
5.What sound or noise do you love? Jared Leto's accent.
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Beeping.
7.What is your favorite curse word? Cunt.
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Photographer.
9.What profession would you not like to do? Dentist.
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? 'Hai.'

1.What is your favorite word? Cadaver
2.What is your least favorite word? Placenta
3.What turns you on? Skinny men
4.What turns you off? Fat men
5.What sound or noise do you love? Loud engines and sirens
6.What sound or noise do you hate? Alarms
7.What is your favorite curse word? Cvnt
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Pornography
9.What profession would you not like to do? Security
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? It doesn't.

hi
 

1.What is your favorite word? Fat Arse
2.What is your least favorite word? K
3.What turns you on? size of his wallet lol
4.What turns you off? his teeth
5.What sound or noise do you love? a waterfall
6.What sound or noise do you hate? a fart and someone crunching
7.What is your favorite curse word? ****
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
9.What profession would you not like to do?saving
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? come in babe its free

Then use your imagination for feck sake. I think it's a very interesting question actually if you eliminate the religious aspect of it.

Then the question should have read "If Heaven existed.."

You missed out there.

1.What is your favorite word? - cakey-custard
2.What is your least favorite word? - any swear word
3.What turns you on? - hangovers, newsreaders, girls in Emmerdale
4.What turns you off? - my off switch has fallen off
5.What sound or noise do you love? - blackbirds at dusk
6.What sound or noise do you hate? - blenders
7.What is your favorite curse word? - bother
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - vicar
9.What profession would you not like to do? - vicar
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - That God does not exist and never has.

Still an if baby.

1.What is your favorite word? supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
2.What is your least favorite word? K
3.What turns you on? my boyfriend, chocolate, sex talk
4.What turns you off? pressure
5.What sound or noise do you love? water flowing, birds tweeting
6.What sound or noise do you hate? alarms
7.What is your favorite curse word? twat
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? children's tv presenter
9.What profession would you not like to do? doctor
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Which cloud would you like to sleep on?

awesome is another word I hate

1.What is your favorite word?
Sex

2.What is your least favorite word?
Egg

3.What turns you on?
Fit Girls

4.What turns you off?
Smoking and Farting

5.What sound or noise do you love?
Bus Doors Opening

6.What sound or noise do you hate?
Babies crying

7.What is your favorite curse word?
Fucker or Bellend.

8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Dont know.

9.What profession would you not like to do?
Dont know.


10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
'Patrick you've been an amazing person, heres you best bits...'

great No. 10 Paddy

1.What is your favorite word? fabulous
2.What is your least favorite word? ******
3.What turns you on? style, mavericks
4.What turns you off? Needy types, followers
5.What sound or noise do you love? rain when in bed
6.What sound or noise do you hate? fire alarm in my house!
7.What is your favorite curse word? cu nt
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Porn
9.What profession would you not like to do? traffic warden
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? **** off you're not nice enough to come in!

1.What is your favorite word? humbug
2.What is your least favorite word? k
3.What turns you on? money
4.What turns you off? kirsts ppl
5.What sound or noise do you love? wwe tune
6.What sound or noise do you hate? kirst voice
7.What is your favorite curse word? ****ing
8.What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? ruler of the world
9.What profession would you not like to do? a tramp
10.If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? no