| Shaun |
02-06-2010 04:38 PM |
Here's the first part, folks :) Meet the plastics ;)
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The school bell rang and Gary left with her newfound friends for "Troll Education". She walked with them past countless corridors and classrooms and soon began to wonder just how big the TiBB complex was. In this epic journey she saw Enid stealing setanta's dinner money, and cute boys like *mazedsalv** and InOne jog past in revealing gym clothes.
"Watch out please! New meat coming through!" Dean cried, as he shoved a debating ange7 and NettoSuperstar out of the way.
Soon they were outside. Gary highly doubted that there would be a lesson here, and so piped up.
"Where is the back building?" she casually dropped.
"It burned down in 1970, when TiBB started." Dezzy drolely replied.
Gary had no idea what she would miss on her first lesson of TiBB High, but figured that she was not in a position to pass up on an opportunity to make friends.
[flashback: Troll Education;
"Don't talk to trolls. Or you will get pregnant. And die." an authoritative Patrick barked at his class, "just promise me you won't talk to biglover, okay? Now everybody take some IPchecks."]
"Why don't you just get homeschooled, MsGaryy?" Jen asked.
"They want me to fit in...and it's MrGaryy" Gary corrected her.
"Yeah, I'mma call you MsGaryy." Jen smiled.
"For the love of Final Fantasy, would you look at MarkWaldorf's gym clothes?" Dezzy gasped in awe, and Gary turned her head to a vast entourage of jocks and pretty girls walking out onto the sports field.
["Angel With A Dirty Face" by Twilight Twitty plays]
"Who are those people?" Gary trailed.
"The one with the dark hair is Mark Waldorf - she's totally rich because her dad invented .GIFs or something. She knows everything about everyone on TiBB high." Jen coolly informed Gary.
"That's why her post count is so big...it's full of secrets." Dean purred.
"The welsh girl with the big tits is Ross. She is the dumbest girl you will ever meet." Jen laughed.
"She sits next to me in 'Meet the Members Poses', and one time," Dean struggled not to laugh, "she asked me how to spell 'pout'."
The group laughed, as they witnessed one girl being carried out onto the field by a troupe of jocks.
"And evil takes a human form in Hugo George. Don't be fooled; she may look like your typical evil scheming slut-faced bitch, but she's so much worse." Jen narrated with genuine scathing.
Gary looked back over at the three girls - they all seemed so...beautiful. MarkWaldorf chatted idly on her iPhone as Hugo flirted with one particular jock and Ross fell over a football.
"She's the queen bee. The other two are just her minions..." Dezzy trailed, as Jen rolled her eyes. They got up to go to the toilets.
[Flashback;
Callum: Hugo George is flawless.
SiaSiaSia: One time she saw Chad Michael Murray on an aeroplane and he told her she was cute.
Princess: She has two Britney Spears sets and a silver Lexus.
CaraRawr: I hear her hair's insured for £40,000.
Stu: I hear she does Digital Spy commercials...in Japan.
Raph: Her favourite movie is Stepmom.
Jonathan: One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.]
In the girls toilets now, bizarrely with Dezzy, the trio stood washing their hands.
"She's fabulous, but she's evil." Dean said in near-admiration.
"Hey! You're not allowed in here!" Matt suddenly interrupted, reminding Dezzy of his gender.
"Oh my God, BBSpy, I love your work!" Dean began and Matt ran off from his Big Brother-related past.
"She always wins TiBB Fiercest Member." Dean continued.
"Who cares?" Jen sighed.
"I do. Because in case you haven't noticed, Fiercest Member always sits on the TiBB council, which," he turned to Gary, "I am head of. I would say I care." he smiled.
"Wow, Dezzy, you've truly outgayed yourself." Jen smirked, and Gary laughed.
[to be continued...]
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