guys ive got a problem...
 

..i havent had a poo in 8 days

:eek: tmi

too much information

Thats gonna smart

get some berocca on that [lackof]****.

ACTUALLY NO, OMG, CAN WE AUDITION 2 OTHER USERS TO BE THE SEX&THECITY RIP-OFF GIRLS IN THAT DULCO-EASE ADVERT?

omfg i'm going to be the samantha rip-off.

Ewwwwwwwww

thank you for that image karl.

*refuses to cooperate on my advert now*

Heh.

*vom*

im very worried

i love how he just has a slight bit of a hair at the very end of his gooch

It's like ice cream.

Oh noes, try a spoon?

i cant stop staring
its like
watching a cow taking a ****
its so disgusting
but i cant stop looking

:laugh2:

shaun please we can still make it work!

Bizarre ER on BBC three now. WATCH IF YOU DARE!!!!!!

...WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!!!
xD

Yes you have Karl but I think it may be a psychological one.

Ya sick ****

How can she slap?

i go for that long sometimes.

its ok guys
had a few before i went to bed last night
im saved!!

*wants to know what this said*

:(