I met Nathan at the Auditions!
 

I met him at the auditions in manchester! but he is also from bingley and always in my home town keighley.. which is very close. He's an annoying alcoholic or he seems that way as he is always hanging with the people who ask you for money or go 'WHAT ARE YOU WEARING' in there all in one pink tracksuits! Everyone is shocked that he got on, He's a regular at a pub i worked at.

When i saw him at the auditions he was very drunk with his friend, i got through and they both did too because they were loud and very chavvy arguing with staff because they wanted 'A smoooke maaate'. I sat a table next to him after we both got through, and he began to kick up a fuss but then moved onto the mini interview things, and i did soon after

He was quite a way in front of me, but i got walked past one of the ques, because i look funky and ended up in a long corridoor where he was..

We both got through again to fill out the chunky app form, and im not even sure if he did it! He was lighting up cigs in the building, and saying in a chav like twang, 'Caaant be aaaaarsed with all this me mate, and staff were trying to keep him from walking off, i think he nearly got thrown out.. anyway came back for the fake diary room thing the day after and met him there once more he was asking me for yet another cig! Gotta cig maaaate im well craving one!

and i was just like.. oh no i don't smoke sorry and to be honest thinking *get awaaay from him*

Anyway ! My conclusion if you wanna get onto big brother .. get pissed at the auditions! Annoy the staff and kick up a fuss! Which is a bit sh*t cause i now know the secret but there aren't any other auditions! :P Also i think Nathan will become VERY ANNOYING because he was at the auditions!

I got pissed and annoyed the hell outa the men choosing people to go through who had to tell me to shut up twice I was voted out first and voted most annoying. Obviously i did sumfin wrong

So my point being its not allways the way to get through lol

Anyway i like Nathan :)

i would like him if he shaved his eyebrow

YEEEAH! the monobrow thing!! It gets all the girls in keighley

D:

There is another way of viewing this situation:

A drunk annoying bloke was deemed to have more personality and a better potential HM than you.

oOOOH BITCHEH! :P

Lol

daniel im bored can i see your schlong on cam

Thanks for this info. Will be keeping a very close eye on him ;)

no my child you cannot

:bawling: :bawling: :bawling:

your loss, your missing out on all of this...

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JESUS CHRIST!

In my entire life i have NEVER seen anything so Sexy!

lets do the dirty right here on the buffet table

sure i cant tempt you daniel?

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those tittehs aint gonna squeeze themselves forever

Possiblehousemate - Your from keighley & Nathans from Bingley - ENOUGH SAID!! lol

Im sorry but you brought up the whole 'Chav' thing..and he clearly had something appealing that you didnt, hes in the house...your not :p

I am also from similiar area and Nathan in the Big Bro has is going to be the most entertaing one yet..hes the funniest guy ive ever met....!!

Go Nathan!!

Nathan is awesome.

Eurghhhh this guy annoys the hell out of me! Get him out asap pleeeease. Anyone that has a monobrow deserves to die.

That sums it up.

Bit of an extreme comment wasn't it?

LMFAO Nathan.

Keighley is a shithole. Nuff said.