David - The Laughing Monk is FAKE!
 

What?! Laughing monk?!? Sounds ridiculous, eh? When he entered the house, he had so many fake forced laughs, every time he laughs - it looks unnatural, fake, forced!

He says he parties with a lot of drugs and booze, and passes out at the end.
Isn't Christianity teaches body is a temple of God?

He is so morale that he is against gay marriage. Then he lusts after Ben. Huh?!

He picks and chooses what Bible parts he likes to follow. Fake!

Actually I know a few people who have worked with him and they have all said hes a really lovely person.

He has shown he is a nice guy, but he is sadely the most un-intresting out of the four and should go!

Is he a monk or a wizard?

Anyways. Dunno about fake but he sure is extremely dull. ****.

He's as boring as hell:sleep:

him over shabnab and govan any day

I'm not religious but i think it is more annoying to use Christianity as some kind of reason to get pissed and take drugs... at least a fanatical nutjob would be consistent with the bibles teachings rather than just an ex druggy turn drunk druggy monk.

yeah I hope dave goes. Its obvious govan will go but he is a stirrer which gives something to watch. This series is disappointing me

ok, Im no fan of his, but at least get your rants right or you will look like a joke.

he does NOT claim to party with drugs and booze... you have completly missed the point of his take on faith, so I guess that destroys 90% of your post.

His thing is that he gets 'jacked on god', with NO drugs or booze. In fact, completly the opposite of what you posted.

and his 'lust' for Ben..? seriously, wtf are you smoking? you interpret all physicallity between people as lust? fgs grow up.

I honestly dont get what programe people some people seem to be watching or why noone in this thread has bothered to pick you up on anything.

I want Dave out as much as the next guy, but c'mon...

Dave is so annoying and only talks about himself and how great he is. Yawn.

He better get cracking on Steve's legs. He's only got three days to grow them back now

I know Dave well, he's a good guy.

Not sure if he's fake or not. Just really boring.

Nothing to say Camertone?

Funny how people are full of wind when they post their first stupidly inaccurate rants but then just vanish when called out and just slink away...

as if your diastrous choice of favourite HMs to endorse wasnt enough.

He is a massive hypocrite. I thought Christianity ruled intoxication and indulging the senses as immoral. If all this stuff that is said that he has being going on and on about the gay marriage issue, then it's really pathetic.

are all christians that believe they channel god's euphoria hypocrits then?

camertone is a well known lost cause - don't waste electrical brain energy on the lost cause.

Euphoria is in the mind. Intoxication relates to sensual pleasure, which Dave says his religion offers him. I have no problem with a liberal Christian saying this, but it seems Dave likes to pick and choose which parts of the bible to take literally... just like most religious hypocrites.

"Euphoria is generally considered to be an exaggerated physical and psychological state, sometimes induced by the use of psychoactive drugs and not typically achieved during the normal course of human experience."

intoxication;

1. drunkenness; inebriation
2. great elation


I don't really accept your definitions tbh- 'euphoria' means exactly what Dave describes and 'intoxication' definitly isnt limited to what you say. I think your twisting semantics to make things fit your assertion.

Like I say, I am no supporter of Dave but at least attack him on the truth. Thats all I am saying.

His use of the word 'intoxication' is correct and, as far as he believes, honest.

Dave seems nice to me, if a bit wierd

He is boring i expect he will be out soon.

Agreed!

Like all big christian hypocrites. Can't stand them with their exteme views and their pick and choose list!

He USED to be a druggy he now gets drunk on "The Lord"

Oh the irony.

least liked housemate for me. fake and hiding who he really is behind this "high on the lord" forced laughter debacle. I see no genuine faith although it is difficult to read mens' hearts and it just my instinctive feeling about him that he's hiding himself behind a facade.
some of his real self was revealed when he choose Rachael to take his place amongst the nominees for eviction. far too calculated for Mr Nice.