Low level spook (IRL not the BB house)?
 

Public school background.
Was at University of St Andrews. Does anyone go there other than for Politics and "International Relations" which the Uni has an exceptional recrod at?
"Friends" with people in high places in the UK.
On the political event circuit.
Political correspondent /columnist.
Has only worked for Arabs and wants to be an Arab.
Escorting part of tradecraft training?
The BB House does provide a cover of complete openess. Who'd suspect a serial reality show participant?

I bet MI5 are sh*tting themselves now you've blown his cover:rolleyes: