Mario is the alpha male of the house
 

You know, I was seriously thinking the other day how much of an alpha male Mario is. I remember when Ben had that first major row, and Mario stood tall next to him and valiantly defended him from the Adams family.

Also, Mario is not only the best looking male in the house, but he is also quite tall and manly. Some might say, commanding even!

But not as commanding as I, Commander Raggery, obviously.

Anyway, Mario is the alpha male in the house and needs to win.

I take it by the silence that no one is opposed to this line of thinking. Great!

I am loving the agreement. As silence=agreement with regards to this particular thread.

I wouldn't go so far as "alpha-male" but he is a genuinely nice, good-natured housemate who stands loyal to his friends and always shows interest in people, I wouldn't mind him winning :)

Rubbish! He is the most manly in that house!

He's very good-looking.. wouldn't exactly call him manly though

Steve is more manly.

Manlier than Mr Monobrow? :dance:

Stuff and nonsense, he is incredibly macho and stylish too!

Id say that role is Steves.

Rubbish!

Alpha male is more subtle than that though. The obvious decision might be Nathan or JJ, they each may think they are, but they're not. It's Steve. He has a sort of presence.

None of those ooze manilness like Mario does.

Yeah all the housemates have much respect for Steve.

You mean Mario the moustached plummer. He's really manly, all the brave stuff he does. The mechanic is a right pansy though, that's why the plummer was always the star of the show see.

I agree.
If it came to a dissagrement with someone I would rather have Mario in my corner backing me up than the other 2 who would sit there and do nothing. Steve and Nathan might seem like manly men but when it comes to the arguments, steve doesn't like to get involved or take sides and Nathan bitches like a girl.

He is a simian beta male who preens Ben's hair.

I dont think we have an alpha-male tbh, but Mario is far from that position..