What happened on yesterdays late E4 LF?
 

I missed it:), knew about the Spin The Bottle though..

Emmm -

Ben came out with some Right Wing pseudo-political nonesense which upset Steve and Nathan. Nathan ripped the pish (best quote being "It's not all Pimms and croquet") and Mr Wimpy backpeddled faster than a Tour de France cyclist can go forwards.

After further mutual bitching, Ben and Mario kinda made-up

Cameltoe got pally with Josie and Ife, and went to sleep in bed next to Ife.

Dave and Scabby had a heart-to-heart about their time in the house and being distanced much of the time from other HMs.

Scabby got in tears (about being isolated and deserted bed-wise) then headed to DR. Cameltoe and Ife got up and consoled her.

Mario and Ben had a fight and then Dave came along with his double sided one and then Mario and Ben had to join each other to take down... the laughing monk! Dave stabbed Ben in the abdomen, and then Mario was like "Oh no my mentor :sad:" and then he fought a long and hard battle with Dave, accompanied by intense music and silly sound effects, and eventually Mario cut Dave in half and he fell down into the pit thing. And then Mario was all great... for now.

Thanks:D.

:joker:

Just watch the HLs....Nothing much happened really!
They were all very pally (even Mario!)
Ben's a conservative and Nathan is a Blair-ite!
Nothing as dramatic as 'Ben-lover' Claymores would claim!

Anyway just see for yourself!:spin:

Admittedly...Alpernators version would have been the best HL show though!!:hugesmile:

Did this really happen? I thought I had just dreamt it!

Yeah so then Marios' protege JJ started to become bitter and confused as time went on, and he fell in love with Josie and banged her a lot but eventually he turned on his good old mentor Mario as he was lured to the dark side by Shabby and her army, oh and Govan got his arm cut off and was then kicked out the window by Shabby.

But yeah JJ became darker and darker until he ended up fighting his mentor Mario, and he got all messed up and he died... but was brought back as... Steve! And then many many years later the reincarnation of JJ (Steve) killed Mario and then Marios' new protege who was JJ/Steve and Josies' son and was a true hero was really sad but sometimes Mario would come to him in a vision and say "Use the force!" and then that gave him the strength to blow up the big brother house. ...but then the dark force later ended up building a new one, and they had to blow it up again and that's when the cowboy and the dog come into it of course.

I wish you were the main producer Alpertinator!!:hugesmile: