Nathan thinks he is going to get a cookery show.
 

**** you boring bastard.

Can't blame him for trying. Its not like he's got tits to whack out in Nuts magazine.

:joker::joker: In his dreams
He cooks the same meals over and over again, and he is so slow to cook a meal it is unreal.

he needs to crawl back under a rock

Why does he think hes some sort of master chef because he can make a curry :laugh:

I've said this before, so at the risk of repeating myself... No WAY would I let him prepare food for me. If his hand isn't shoved down the front of his shorts fondling his own genetalia, he is plucking at the end of his penis through the fabric of his shorts. Before thinking about a cookery show, he should sign up for a Basic Food Hygiene course.